Cracked is crumbling

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Cracked is crumbling

Post by Poonoo » Wed Dec 06, 2017 1:11 am

https://www.dangerous.com/37818/cracked-lays-off-staff/
On Tuesday, long-time editors and contributors to Cracked were informed that they no longer had a job.

The site’s executive editor Jason Pargin, better known under his Chinese alias “David Wong,” who claimed on Twitter that the site is “still alive.”

Cracked is still alive and I still work there and my plan is to keep publishing good things until the sun swallows the earth. But yeah there are some amazing people out there looking for work.

It goes without saying that given the loss of Cracked’s main contributors, it remains to be seen for how long the site will continue to exist.
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Re: Cracked is crumbling

Post by rabidtictac » Wed Dec 06, 2017 1:16 am

Lel. Good. Cracked hasn't been funny for years at this point.
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Post by RAPEMAN » Wed Dec 06, 2017 1:33 am

Cracked hasn't been funny since the comic book ended.
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Post by Pope Corky III » Wed Dec 06, 2017 2:19 am

I still want to slit David Wong's throat for his awful "5 things you're doing wrong article."

"You keep being miserable because its COMFORTABLE."

No its not you fucking retard. I still want to slit David Wong's throat for that. Yea I know I said it twice.
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Re: Cracked is crumbling

Post by Liar Revealed » Wed Dec 06, 2017 3:16 am

Wait, so their main guy is a white dude pretending to be Asian? Isn't that what the SJWs are mad at Marvel about?
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Post by Keith Chegwin » Wed Dec 06, 2017 3:44 am

It's okay when they do it
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Dec 06, 2017 5:21 pm

Aka the John Flynt Paradox.

And it's always nice if the guy fires a bunch of people without giving any real reasons or anything. Seems a bit shady tbh.
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Re: Cracked is crumbling

Post by JL Unlimited » Wed Dec 06, 2017 7:21 pm

>Reads article
>Sees that Cody Johnston is gone too
>No more “Some News” videos


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8Tiz6INF7I
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Re: Cracked is crumbling

Post by Guest » Wed Dec 06, 2017 7:40 pm

Why did Cracked went from a somewhat funny Mad Magazine ripoff to a shitty clickbait website anyway?

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Re: Cracked is crumbling

Post by Guest » Wed Dec 06, 2017 9:01 pm

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Why did Cracked went from a somewhat funny Mad Magazine ripoff to a shitty clickbait website anyway?
Because a bunch of the contributors are/were the type of overly aggressive douchebag SJW who will probably get exposed for being a rapist and the website's owners started encouraging their shittiness because "muh controversial topics" briefly brought more clicks. Then came the hard crash as everyone got sick of the constant bullshit. That's how drama whoring always ends up.

Thank goodness it's finally dying.

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