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Above the Law and Out For Justice are his best movies. That's not even debatable. But everything through Glimmer Man is great. It's around '97, when he did that terrible DTV movie The Patriot, when he just stopped trying. Fire Down Below had its moments, but that was the final decent Seagal flick. Exit Wounds was wire-fu garbage (and he got his ass kicked by fucking DMX!)
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You say that like it's a bad thing. Belly of the Beast is where it's at, though.
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What was the movie where his character kill a bad guy with a punch to the sternum so hard it probably liquified it?
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You probably mean this (2:50):
That's a legit solar plexus strike, it knocks the wind out of you and hurts like hell.
Here's a real-life knee version:
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It's hilarious how in Seagals first film he's clearly got a receding hairline by Out For Justice a full head of hair. Film Brain should give him a call find out his secret :p
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I actually forgot Seagull used to be not fat as fuck.
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Slinky Seagal waving his arms around like a girl while running and walking is the fucking best. He looks like those fan-powered hose figures you see at shady car dealerships.
That YT channel name as well: Seagallery! Perfect!
That YT channel name as well: Seagallery! Perfect!
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That looked like it hurts a lot but the one i remember was done by Fat Seagal with a bunch of monks in the roomveris leta facies wrote: ↑Wed Dec 06, 2017 4:47 pmYou probably mean this (2:50):
That's a legit solar plexus strike, it knocks the wind out of you and hurts like hell.
Here's a real-life knee version:
Edit: OW
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You're talking about the matrix backhand slap in Belly of the Beast, don't you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zec4w7S1M2Y&t=160s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zec4w7S1M2Y&t=160s
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Yeah but seems i remembered it wrongKugelfisch wrote: ↑Thu Dec 07, 2017 1:30 amYou're talking about the matrix backhand slap in Belly of the Beast, don't you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zec4w7S1M2Y&t=160s
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