Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by drisko » Sat Nov 25, 2017 7:23 am

Stranger wrote:
Sat Nov 25, 2017 2:19 am
Kugelfisch wrote:
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Keith Chegwin wrote:
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In theory. In practice it's always when you say 'Great. We don't need protection' that the woman's body just randomly decides to make a baby because fuck you.
Or she's going all "not today because it's not one of those days save it up" as if a guy couldn't cum ten times a day easily.
I don't know about you but I definitely cum harder if I save it up and my wife is super turned on by the feeling of me pulsing when I finish.

I mean some women really do think saving it up is how you get pregnant when that's not how it works but some just enjoy bigger loads.
It might actually be, considering before donating the clinics will insist you not ejaculate 24 hours before the session. Sure, any load can get a woman pregnant, no matter how weak, but the more the merrier.

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Keith Chegwin » Sat Nov 25, 2017 8:11 am

Stranger wrote:
Sat Nov 25, 2017 2:19 am
I don't know about you but I definitely cum harder if I save it up and my wife is super turned on by the feeling of me pulsing when I finish.
Good to know
Stranger wrote:
Sat Nov 25, 2017 2:19 am
I mean some women really do think saving it up is how you get pregnant when that's not how it works but some just enjoy bigger loads.
Sperm is more likely to reach its destination if you shoot harder. You're also more likely to have a son, male sperm swim faster but don't live as long, hence the need for a bigger shot
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Imagine spending a billion US dollars to be a loser. Could've watched animu and be one for free.

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Nov 25, 2017 3:30 pm

So is this offtopic or does dudes shooting big loads still count as Linkara talk?
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Stranger » Sat Nov 25, 2017 3:47 pm

Pretty sure anything related to the penis is Linkara talk.
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Guest » Sat Nov 25, 2017 3:47 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
Sat Nov 25, 2017 3:30 pm
So is this offtopic or does dudes shooting big loads still count as Linkara talk?
do you raelly have to ask?
hmmm

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Guest » Sat Nov 25, 2017 4:04 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
Sat Nov 25, 2017 3:30 pm
So is this offtopic or does dudes shooting big loads still count as Linkara talk?
Anything that has to do with dicks, ass or gorrilas has to do with linkara. I mean these are his main interests. Just like talking bout trump in the spoony thread . We all know spoony would be lost right now without trump to hate and say "well atleast I'm not trump" even though sploony one being more like trump would be a huge step in the right direction.

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Guest » Sat Nov 25, 2017 4:05 pm

Hey ASS where are ya buddy!!!?? Where having a good time talking bout dicks. You'd love it man.

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Keith Chegwin » Sat Nov 25, 2017 5:47 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
Sat Nov 25, 2017 3:30 pm
So is this offtopic or does dudes shooting big loads still count as Linkara talk?
Look at the title of the thread and then think about that question again
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Imagine spending a billion US dollars to be a loser. Could've watched animu and be one for free.

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Guest » Mon Nov 27, 2017 11:18 pm

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ldkMJZhSVqk

Linkaras current situation.

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Rushy » Wed Nov 29, 2017 10:44 am

Did anyone else know that Lupa was the voice of Nimue all this time?
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Oh there will be fucker for sure.

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