Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

[CuckTurdginson]

The only thing we know for sure is Fantastic Four failing sinks the whole franchise.

And even if it succeeds, it won't be the biggest thing that year. You all wished for the death of capeshit on a monkey's paw, Barbie was the biggest movie last year; this year it will be Wicked (making the astroturfing of a controversy funnier). Capeshit is being overtaken by movies marketed towards women specifically.

[Liar Revealed]

Capeshit is being overtaken by movies marketed towards women specifically.

I guess I don't care? Capeshit isn't made for men and boys anymore. It's made for girls and fags now. And they don't want to watch it.

[CuckTurdginson]

I guess the trend ends next year anyway, Avatar 3 comes out.

Still convinced that entire series is a money laundering scheme. No cultural footprint whatsoever, even if the first movie is watchable *I guess*, shit is very mediocre.

[ebin namefag]

The only thing we know for sure is Fantastic Four failing sinks the whole franchise.

And even if it succeeds, it won't be the biggest thing that year. You all wished for the death of capeshit on a monkey's paw, Barbie was the biggest movie last year; this year it will be Wicked (making the astroturfing of a controversy funnier). Capeshit is being overtaken by movies marketed towards women specifically.

Shit I won't watch overtaken by shit I won't watch. Some monkey's paw.

[CuckTurdginson]

Yeah you haven't gone to see anything since the porno theaters closed.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I miss the Boku no Pico marathons

The only thing we know for sure is Fantastic Four failing sinks the whole franchise.

Then they might as well close their studio now, because the Fantastic Four are easily the most cursed capeshit IP when it comes to adaptations.
The only mildly interesting thing would be if they make the Human Torch black again, or if the blackness spreads to other members as well. You can't really make a Marvel capeshit movie anymore where all the important charcters are *white*.

Speaking of negroification: What the fuck is going on with the Gordons (Batman)? They keep making them black. They've even done that in the fucking Lego Batman Movie, which isn't even accurate to the figures they sell.

[CuckTurdginson]

Mr. Fantastic is Mexican this time. Everyone else is white.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

So Dr. Doom is a border guard this time around?

[Gendo's Ocular Dickhole]

Mr. Fantastic is Mexican this time.

Chilean, played by the same rich nepofag who helped oust Gina Carano + attacked Trump voters.

[Lindsay's Liver]

Leaked footage from the new Captain America movie