Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

[Guest]

At least with Willis it's mostly confined to direct-to-DVD movies where they shoot all his scenes in one day. He's grumbling his way through big screen starring roles like Ford.

Steven Seagal takes the cake though. He's got movies where they have to dub his lines and use a shit-ton of doubles because he's such a lazy fuck. And he makes like $10 million a movie too.

[rat-fuck]

Seagal really is something else. He is the greatest martial artist of our time.

Aliens in Indiana Jones could work, but not if you make them weird, multi-dimensional things or something.

Wasn't The Fate of Atlantis basically Indian Jones with ayys?

Lucas wanted Indy have a daughter in Crystal Skull but Spielberg wanted a boy he could molest. Now LeBeef is nuts.

Bruh he was molested long before that. He's been acting for a good while.

[MegaNigger]

Bruh he was molested long before that. He's been acting for a good while.

They didn't select the book Holes for nothing.

[rabidtictac]

At least with Willis it's mostly confined to direct-to-DVD movies where they shoot all his scenes in one day. He's grumbling his way through big screen starring roles like Ford.

Steven Seagal takes the cake though. He's got movies where they have to dub his lines and use a shit-ton of doubles because he's such a lazy fuck. And he makes like $10 million a movie too.

Steven Seagull is incontrovertible proof that there's no justice in the world. He should be cleaning toilets for a living. His movies were never good, but now they're a joke even by their own terrible standards.

If you're going to make martial arts movies, the least you can do is stay reasonably fit and do your own stunts. The genre is full of people who cant act. Nobody cares about that. The writing is shit in martial arts movies. Nobody cares about that. But for fuck's sake, stay fit and do the stunts yourself.

[ban]

Seagal seems like he wanted to be like Sammo Hung but forgot the part where Sammo actually could do his stunts.

[Kugelfisch]

Steven Seagull is incontrovertible proof that there's no justice in the world. He should be cleaning toilets for a living.

The universe decided that it would be a lot funnier this way. Go watch Belly of the Beast. It's hilarious.

[Liar Revealed]

That's an ironic title. I wonder how they got it by him?

[Kugelfisch]

That's an ironic title. I wonder how they got it by him?

He seems barely aware to even be in a movie for much of it. I'm fairly sure he's got dementia.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Well, I guess you can forget that if you're barely in the movie. I mean, doesn't he use doubles for anything that's not a direct shot of his face?

[Kugelfisch]

Belly of the Beast is hilarious because he actually doesn't as much. Most of the shit is done by himself. So you see a Seagal that's already fat, tired and insane do "stunts". I'm serious, it's a must watch film. Grab some buddies and beer and enjoy one of the best little-known "so bad it's good" flicks.