God Emperor Megathread (Trump and his presidency)

[Poonoo]

Looks like a redditfag.

Looks like a soy filled autistic faggot, he makes Destiny looked masculine. I know some are going to assume it's some deep state shit (it could be) but it was most likely going to be some antifa looking faggot, and low and behold it was. He looks like iDubbz, if it was him she still would have denied him sex and told him "you missed, maybe if you got that headshot you could have licked up Chad's leftovers".

Anyway Trump did the Zyzz pose by accident:

[Rapeculture]

I figured this would happen, whether it was some deep state bot or some antifa cumdumpster, I knew somebody would try to take a shot at him.

[BloodKnightDollfie]

It's the MILITARY. They need Trump in. Bro had it planned all along.

[Le Redditeur]

I figured this would happen, whether it was some deep state bot or some antifa cumdumpster, I knew somebody would try to take a shot at him.

We were talking about that a few months ago, in this very thread. It was pretty obvious, considering the amount of political kvetching the Dems were stirring - Trump is the greatest threat to our coutry and democracy, Orange Hitler, we need to stop him by any means necessary, yadda yadda. They were talking that kind of shit even until yesterday. No wonder an Antifa faggot took a shot at him - those are exactly the useful idiots they are attempting to call to action, since using professionals to do the assassination might leave an inconvenient trail back to them, and they don't yet control the country in a way someone like Putin does (and can casually shoot at his most dangerous opponent's airplane and suffer zero repercussion). Just another crazy individual with no formal ties to our party, no siree, ignore how much we talk about putting an end to Trump, we dindu nuffin.

Their narrative about how the Right is going to violently stage a coup is again shattering before the eyes of everybody, but they won't stop it. Thy will double down, Trump is to blame for almost having his brain blown away for the entire world to see, blah blah blah, just trust us bro. You will need a hard stomach to endure the amount of crap coming out of Dems and their stooges in the media.

The funniest shit was that they initially tried notice it as if Trump had hurt himself by having a senior moment and falling down - no wonder, for a few minutes, some CNN cunt was frothing over the prospect of showing that Orange Blompf is in fact the one that is senile and weak and frail. They don't care about consequences for their lies.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

His next press conferences will be a joy to behold.

I figured this would happen, whether it was some deep state bot or some antifa cumdumpster, I knew somebody would try to take a shot at him.

If the deep state was really as powerful as the memes claim, he would've been dead much sooner, and in a way that'd make him look like less of a martyr.

I know some are going to assume it's some deep state shit (it could be) but it was most likely going to be some antifa looking faggot, and low and behold it was.

Antifa will claim he was merely pretending to be Antifa.
Except if he actually managed to noscope Trump, of course.

[CuckTurdginson]

The FBI has ID'd a kid named Thomas Crooks as the likely shooter. He was a registered Republican - but had donated to progressive organizations - i.e. a Republican family but he was about to break rank in this election, probably some friction between him and his parents. If it comes out dad's a Trumper I won't be shocked.

He had no priors. A motive would be something I'd be interested in.

I know I was memeing this being a false flag, and I stand by that - that shit's fair game especially given how this board would be if the roles were reversed - but the least exciting option is often the correct one. Some kid got pissed, probably had daddy issues - took a shot at a time when the Secret Service was not ready.

[Old Black Man]

I'm trying motherfucker!

I do have a shitton of Trump assassination attempt memes now - a lot of good ones showed up all at once lmao.

Anyway - Project 2025 is a Christfag chimpout, essentially. Wants to replace Congresspeople with "Christ Ordained Civil Magistrates" and shit like that. A terrible fucking idea - considering these fundies system at these private school prioritizes who can lie the most charismatically rather than who has the strongest morality. And you can see some of that now, its congress - but it would get way fucking worse under theocratic type shit like that.

I have some controversial ideas about Congress myself - I'd 86 the Senate personally - I think the Legislative Branch would be more productive as a Unicameral - with just the House of Representatives - but that's based off of observing the Nebraska Unicameral.

Since Nigtac was right about Creative jobs dying first under automation - I'll refer back to him on this. One of the reasons Trump won in 2016 was because the Christfags didn't totally like him and normies were sick of their shit. The inverse problem is currently true, where Trump could make the mistake of letting them get away with too much during their chimpouts.

Thank you. Yeah my friend called me this morning to ask if I was alright, I don’t know why but I was zoning hard, maybe partly due to the shooting, the rest due to IRL. None of them are hard into politics, someone just asked what the fuck everyone was worrying about and I missed it because a sushi platter is far more interesting than politics to me. I come to DHI for politics, not even kidding.

You’re definitely right about the shooter, dude seems pretty basic bitch so far. I was hoping for some TDS lunatic with a million tweet history or something. This is definitely going to lead down a rabbit hole of bullshit.

I kept imagining if this happened to Brandon it’d be like a Zucker Arbrahams movie where the shooter keeps missing due to the dumb bastard falling or squatting to shit himself. We need to resurrect Leslie Nielsen to recreate this.

I figured this would happen, whether it was some deep state bot or some antifa cumdumpster, I knew somebody would try to take a shot at him.

I wouldn’t be surprised if this is only the first time.

[Complicity]

I figured this would happen

Same

whether it was some deep state bot or some antifa cumdumpster

It was going to be a TDS riddled nutjob.
The last thing that the deep state wants is proving Bean Pool right.
Because a civil war will happen for real if they murder Trump.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Some kid got pissed, probably had daddy issues - took a shot at a time when the Secret Service was not ready.

Probably doesn't even have a manifesto. Just a mixture of "Fuck you, Dad!" with a potential side of "You love Trump more than you love me!"

[Complicity]

I know I was memeing this being a false flag

A "false flag"?
The fuck are you talking about, dumbass?
Isn't it true that the moron with TDS, missing Trump, murdered one of the people at the rally and put two more in critical conditions?
And wasn't he killed afterwards?
Do you think Trump paid him to do so, in order to look good?
Do you think he became a kamikaze and opened fire on a crowd so Trump would look good, and the dems would be owned?
Do you think this is anything but the result of 8 years of smear campaigns by leftist media?
That calling the only no global politician who kept most of his electoral promises Adolf Hitler II for so long didn't convince plenty of globalist republicans too?
Maybe you should do like Pepsi Man and fuck off to FoxdickFarms, this kind of stupidity is more up to speed with them.

I stand by that

Stand in front of an incoming train while you are at it, faggot.