Marzgunt: Queen of Hashtags (and fabricated outrage)

[RedLine]

She's a very successful member of the entertainment industry you guyz.

[ebin namefag]

What are you doing with your (probably) shitty car in the desert in the middle of summer? Is the desolate wasteland the only way out of your overpriced state?

They were going to Vegas to renew their wedding vows.

Breaking down in the desert when you can't afford to over needless pageantry.
Marriage is for idiots.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Josh and I are having our 10-year wedding anniversary next week (June 28)! Please consider helping us counter-balance our vow renewals. It's already been paid for, but any little bit to ease that burden helps.

>gimme money for this wholly optional vanity trip that has no benefit to anyone but myself (and maybe my husband)
>but no pressure 'cause we already have enough money
>but, ya know, I can always need more :3
Gee, I wonder why nobody gave her even a single cent. She might've had some success by simply writing "GIVE ME MONEY", because at least that would've been honest.

Also love her "About" description:

I am a long standing Internet personality who has produced video content of many varieties for the past ten years, largely based on nerdy and geeky related topics, among other things. I write closed captions and edit subtitles for anime and other TV shows and movies. Let's keep going together!

>I've done all sorts of stuff that's like nerdy and geeky and shit
I love how she can't even name an example. Her work for Channel Awesome is too problematic. Her work on Famikamen Rider even moreso. And she's like too ashamed to admit her involvement with Linkara's movie and audio drama projects.
No, instead we get the most generic "I'm an internet nobody!" that could pretty much apply to anything.

>muh glorious closed captions career
Nobody. Cares. The way you keep goin on about this, you'd think it's thanks to your tireless effort that animu is so popular

>let's keep going together!
Three problems.

1. Nobody wants to go with you anywhere
2. This is a very strange phrase to find in an "about" section, as it implies that the reader is already a fan of yours
3. This is somehow a worse catchphrase that Chris Bores' iconic "Game on, gamers!"

[pibbs]

Funny they don't mention how the car was fixed. Almost as if all it needed was a little water and telling people that they would have to give any money raised back

[CuckTurdginson]

Vic does these little bible fireside chats - and he did one on Pride, as in the deadly sin like two-three days ago. Surprised that didn’t prompt a gigantic hissy fit given the month, even tho what he was actually saying seems unrelated.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I think she's losing her edge. It used to be that Vic couldn't rear his vile head anywhere without her coming down on him on social media like a NEET fury.

[ebin namefag]

Vic does these little bible fireside chats - and he did one on Pride, as in the deadly sin like two-three days ago.

Does he reference FMA when he makes reference to seven deadly sins.

I think she's losing her edge

And feeling in her toes.

[rabidtictac]

She's a very successful member of the entertainment industry you guyz.

So is a circus clown.

[ebin namefag]

She's a very successful member of the entertainment industry you guyz.

So is a circus clown.

Would have been a better use of the armz.

[Ghost Dog]

She's got a new ko-fi goal. All because of the trip to renew her wedding vows.https://ko-fi.com/marzgurl

On the day of our ten-year wedding anniversary, our car overheated in the middle of the desert on the way to get our vows renewed. We've had to leave our car in Las Vegas, four hours away from where we live, and have not had it in days. We do not know how long we will be without our car, or what the total amount will be to get it repaired. But we will still need to somehow get around and get food and other essentials while we are without our car. This is for repairs and survival.