Movieblob

[Guest]

Bob always comes up with something new and insightful. Do you not know Bob?!

CHUD really likes shitty people.

[drisko]

So I've been replaying Wolfenstein The New Order since the sequel is out now and I'll probably pick it up this weekend, and playing through the levels I realised just how much Bob would have loved this game since it shows his perfect world... except once again it's run by the bad guys.

So a quick catch up for those unaware, New Order is about an alternate timeline in which the Nazis gained access to Jewish super tech (It's Wolfenstein, just go with it) and used it to win the war and eventually conquer the world, convincing America to surrender by dropping an A-bomb on Manhattan in 1948, then turning on Italy and Japan. You play an American soldier who received some shrapnel to the head, causing him to be brain dead for 14 years until Nazis try to kill him and his carers, so he snaps back into action and is ready to join the fight, only to discover the fight is basically done. So he decides to do what he can to reinvigorate the resistance in Europe and start striking back.

But here's the thing about Nazi 1960, we have everything Bob wants. A one world government that punishes 'wrong thoughts' and has established a colony on the moon, which is easily accessible through military flight and there are plans to explore even further. The sciences are highly prioritised and progress, no matter the cost, is highly encouraged. The villain at the end even talks about how his torturous methods have created great wonders, spouting that God will favour him better than the hero since he has created robots and cyborgs, while the hero has only killed.

In this world, Bob would have goose-stepped in line the whole time, proudly swearing allegiance to "the winning side", until he got sent to a concentration camp for being an undesirable.

[Some Sick Fuck]

We've been talking about it quite a lot in the shit gaming section recently, you might wanna check it out.

[Kugelfisch]

I've already stated that Blob would've made a fantastic Nazi. He'd feel right at home in the SA. Let's not pretend as if he's actually for "social justice". He doesn't and didn't ever care for that. He also doesn't care to be a contrarian. His personality is absolutely perfect for national socialism and he'd have been a total monster.
What, you think he wouldn't be one due to his distaste of the working class? Give Blob power by being a NSDAP party member and by following the party line and see how much he'd even care about that. In late 1930s Germany he'd talk about jews like he talks about jocks. He'd go far as a useful idiot.

[Keith Chegwin]

Ideologically, yes. Bob would make a perfect Nazi. But, personally, I don't see any scenario that doesn't end with Hitler sending Bob to the concentration camp.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Few nobody-related things make me sleep better at night than knowing Blob will never have any position of power.

[PassTheRemote]

Ideologically, yes. Bob would make a perfect Nazi. But, personally, I don't see any scenario that doesn't end with Hitler sending Bob to the concentration camp.

And that's the great irony. If Bob ever got his wish of his utopia, he'd be one of the first against the wall.

I mean look at these tweets:

How delusional do you have to be to think "I make youtube videos about popcorn movies and video games. I am an intellectual, so much that I could be part of the Illuminati" and "The Illuminati as a concept, a group of elites acting as the new aristocracy, is a good thing to have".

[Charlar]

Blobus conception was a mistake

[Stranger]

In the same breath that Blob will say the Illuminati is an objectively good thing he'd probably condemn the US Government for attempting to do the same things the Illuminati allegedly does.

[PassTheRemote]

He'd be ok with rigging an election, so long as his candidate wins