April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target
Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
She has just as little self awareness as Spoony. They were perfect for each other.
Old Black Man wrote: ↑Wed Nov 27, 2019 9:11 pmAlso Lupa’s grandmother? Please, we know that hag was alive and well back then. She’s like the dude from Highlander, only a cunt.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
I was going to say. She looks like a normal person in that old photo. She should have stayed like that.AdorableOtter wrote: ↑Fri Oct 20, 2017 1:12 amYep. Orcril looked like a normal human being back then.
Maybe she lost her mind because of mommy issues.
SpoilerShow>But she's not single and none of her kids have autism.
You're also her kid dumb ass.
"I looked so ugly" "she looks like a dude" not every woman is super attractive anyway. At least those old photos make her look normal and well-adjusted.
Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
Brad Jones would smash that like the Hulk smashed Loki......but on the other side i think that he should name himself Brad "Excalibur" Jones. If he's in there....it's hard to pull him out.
I will return when i the times are dire.
"I had this nurse yesterday who was super careful giving me morphine and she sais "this could kill 4 of me lols"
That was fun.
-Auli
"I had this nurse yesterday who was super careful giving me morphine and she sais "this could kill 4 of me lols"
That was fun.
-Auli
Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
That they were able to keep their marriage so long after realising they created that is an accomplishment.
Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
Well in a recent tweet she mentioned Noah so... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
Dude buy glasses or just come out of the closet already. People arent even trolling when they call her a dude, retarded or ugly. She looks off, very off. If you think that is normal and well-adjusted I feel real sorry for you.....rabidtictac wrote: ↑Fri Oct 20, 2017 6:42 amI was going to say. She looks like a normal person in that old photo. She should have stayed like that.AdorableOtter wrote: ↑Fri Oct 20, 2017 1:12 amYep. Orcril looked like a normal human being back then.
Maybe she lost her mind because of mommy issues.
SpoilerShow>But she's not single and none of her kids have autism.
You're also her kid dumb ass.
"I looked so ugly" "she looks like a dude" not every woman is super attractive anyway. At least those old photos make her look normal and well-adjusted.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
She looked like an unnatractive, dorky girl with a somewhat manish jawline, but nothing too offensive. Certainly not compared to... whatever the hell she looks like nowdays.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
Why are you guys suddenly rummaging through years of her fucked up tweets?
Something new, her dad again, I remember that lovely expression that has written moonshine and domestic abuse all over:
Something new, her dad again, I remember that lovely expression that has written moonshine and domestic abuse all over:
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
Exactly. I saw a hundred girls like her when I was growing up. Not every person is amazingly attractive. But IMO that's fine if they're intelligent, clever, honest and forthright. There's more to life than looks, and I don't mean that just as an excuse to justify fucking chubs.Le Redditeur wrote: ↑Fri Oct 20, 2017 6:41 pmShe looked like an unnatractive, dorky girl with a somewhat manish jawline, but nothing too offensive. Certainly not compared to... whatever the hell she looks like nowdays.
A standard average-looking girl with normal hair, normal clothes and a normal overall appearance is a rarity these days in burgerland. I wouldn't say April is attractive, but I WOULD say she'd look a lot better if she maintained that normal person style from when she was a kid.
It's like a guy who grows a massive pubebeard and becomes 10000x more ugly. Saying he looked better before then doesn't make me a fag. It's all my gay porn that makes me a fag, not that.
Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
I'd say most of her current look comes from all the alcohol she and Spoony are drinking.
I wonder, if she'd gotten with Linkara, would the drinking have stopped since Lewis is opposed to it, or would he have become an alcoholic to appease his mistress?
I wonder, if she'd gotten with Linkara, would the drinking have stopped since Lewis is opposed to it, or would he have become an alcoholic to appease his mistress?
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