Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

[Kugelfisch]

Taller, lifts and does kickboxing. Booger is really grasping at straws for attention.

[Complicity]

I wish that Sam Hyde would pull a New Jack VS Mass Transit and bleed the fat fuck to death, but we all know that Booger will pull a Donga instead and not show up at all, using muh medical condition as an excuse.

[Kama]

Taller, lifts and does kickboxing. Booger is really grasping at straws for attention.

He will run him over with his Walmart scooter

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Pretty much this with way more fat:

[TheManWithNoPlan]

Boogie gonna box Sam hyde

We've been following this things failure to lose weight for years but now he's suddenly got the discipline to train for a fucking boxing match?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Why should he train? He's ripped af under all that fat. He's basically worn a deluxe DBZ training uniform for most of his life.

[Kugelfisch]

Too bad he can't take it off.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

It's a handicap to suppress his power level.

[Le Redditeur]

It's like this guy used layers of fat instead of armor:

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I was thinking of something more modern:


(Pardon the gay channel opening thingie; I didn't feel like linking the whole fight and just wanted to get to the point.)