Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[RedLine]

Getting Eiffel Tower'd by Spoony & Miles and taking double Antwiler seed is the only way to earn DHI Deluxe Mega-Platinum status.

[Liar Revealed]

It would be hilarious if Miles got laid. Noah would seethe in jealousy.

[McGinnis]

I really doubt Noah would care

[mad bum]

When I fuck Miles and bring back the gun he shot Juan with as a trophy, you guys will finally show me admiration and respect.

Still waiting for tits, then we might.

[Le Redditeur]

It would be hilarious if Miles got laid. Noah would seethe in jealousy.

The inverse would be more hilarious. Miles, the gainfully employed man that owns a house and works in law enforcement, who had to become a liberal incel asexual man because he can't get any woman to be interested in him, getting home after a particularly stressful day dealing with the sheriff getting on his case because some bureaucratic nonsense ("these reports, Antwiller! On my desk! TODAY! And use the proper lettering this time!"), only to find Spoony whisky-dicked laying on bed with some 5/10 obsessed fangirl that tracked him to Miles's house, sulking and complaining about how his life sucks and how he doesn't deserve pity sex. Imagine the seething, coping and anal retention that would cause.

[McGinnis]

I mean, isn't that basically their lives pre-2019 or whenever it was? Miles always had a steady paying job and contributed to society while his brother didn't do jack shit and yet Spoony still had rApril to fuck him if he could've been bothered, while Miles the Ace only had his books about being a good male ally to comfort him

[Newhalf]

Today's Spoony can only get a Rachel though, a clear step down from rApril and even Fartlett Red Dragon.

[wulfenlord]

Mental Health Hogscast:

Wow.

This dirty bitch is something else.

Does she want to one-up her Idol in terms of laziness? She has been "at work" for a maximum of 7 hours for a BLOG she has yet to release her FIRST article and of which she wants MONEY from, and calls it a day? I put more fucking research in my videogame score posts, and yet its not behind the DHI platinum paywall!

[Le Redditeur]

That's how much work one can do with Spoony as background noise.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Ah, so the "opinion piece" is gonna be about wrasslin' instead of Fat Acceptance? Sign me up.