Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

drug abusers.

Stop making Noah sound cool.

[Guest]

Stop making Noah sound cool.

Okay. Pill popping drunk wasting away in his basement sad cave?

[Guest]

Stop making Noah sound cool.

Okay. Pill popping drunk wasting away in his basement sad cave?

You're not very good at this, are you?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

>guestposters arguing with each other

[Kugelfisch]

drug abusers.

Stop making Noah sound cool.

Nothing makes him sound cool. He doesn't even have a good time doing drugs. He just cries over some uggo fatty that dumped him.

[GuestWrong]

Scarlettopia must either have the best tang in the world or she was his first. I am guessing the second option.

[Kugelfisch]

No need to guess. She was his first. Not even first to let him smash but first at all.

[Guest]

He just cries over some uggo fatty that dumped him.

He doesn't actually care about Scarlett or April, just that they left him. If both came back, pledged allegiance to the great God-King Spoony, and slaved away serving him, he would promptly ignore him. It was the fact both left him, showing he's imperfect, that bothers him.

[Kugelfisch]

That's entirely correct. Still doesn't change the fact that he's a bitchmade faggot that cries over two sub par bitches.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

He cries not over the bitches, but over the dremels they have taken as a final insult.