Ghosts 'n' Shit
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Ghosts 'n' Shit
Figured to cash in on this topic while the iron is still lukewarm.
Not to be confused with a video game series about a knight in underwear, this thread is about spoooky stuff. Do you have a story about how you charged your JO Crystal till you received the positive ectoplasm of your local Metatron? Do the killer plushies that haunt you after playing your hacked bootleg CD labeled "Sanic.exe" have blue arms? And do you know any tales of professional supernatural researchers like Chris Bores 'N' Doors, paranormal pursuer extraordinaire?
Not to be confused with a video game series about a knight in underwear, this thread is about spoooky stuff. Do you have a story about how you charged your JO Crystal till you received the positive ectoplasm of your local Metatron? Do the killer plushies that haunt you after playing your hacked bootleg CD labeled "Sanic.exe" have blue arms? And do you know any tales of professional supernatural researchers like Chris Bores 'N' Doors, paranormal pursuer extraordinaire?
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Re: Ghosts 'n' Shit
You do realize that I'm both in driving distance to you and know your IP, right? Remember that some posts of yours make me want to punch you? This is one of them. I'll have a lot of time next week. Just saying.
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Ghosts don't exist, so I guess I'll talk about Shit.
Let me tell you about legendary shit. This is the kind of shit you may only see once in a lifetime. Back in my younger days I spent time in the Navy. On one occasion I was aboard an aircraft carrier. I was going about my business when word started to spread from compartment to compartment about a giant shit that was in a commode near the aft end of the ship. People started to migrate that way so I went, too.
By the time I got there a crowd of over a dozen had already gathered around a stall trying to get a peek. Some had went back to their berthing to get their cameras. What was inside defied my expectations of what shit was capable of. In the commode was a turd the size of a fucking housecat. The fucking thing was as big around as my fist and possibly a foot long. It was vertical and the bulk of it was protruding up out of the water.
Eventually the guys responsible for keeping the head clean had to break it up with a mop handle in order to get it to flush. Sadly I didn't bother to get a picture of it unlike others did, or else I would share it.
Let me tell you about legendary shit. This is the kind of shit you may only see once in a lifetime. Back in my younger days I spent time in the Navy. On one occasion I was aboard an aircraft carrier. I was going about my business when word started to spread from compartment to compartment about a giant shit that was in a commode near the aft end of the ship. People started to migrate that way so I went, too.
By the time I got there a crowd of over a dozen had already gathered around a stall trying to get a peek. Some had went back to their berthing to get their cameras. What was inside defied my expectations of what shit was capable of. In the commode was a turd the size of a fucking housecat. The fucking thing was as big around as my fist and possibly a foot long. It was vertical and the bulk of it was protruding up out of the water.
Eventually the guys responsible for keeping the head clean had to break it up with a mop handle in order to get it to flush. Sadly I didn't bother to get a picture of it unlike others did, or else I would share it.
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Re: Ghosts 'n' Shit
That sounds like a paranormal shit to me; only ghosts could possibly produce that much fecal matter.
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Re: Ghosts 'n' Shit
I’m literally taking a shit right now. Literal shit posting is the best kind.
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Re: Ghosts 'n' Shit
Pretty sure my ex-girlfriend's aborted fetus visited me when I was drunk a week ago.
rabidtictac wrote: ↑Wed Aug 09, 2023 4:57 amRapeculture lives in a van by the river and rapes bitches every day.
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Rape culture and girlfriends don't make sense, you're drunk.Rapeculture wrote: ↑Fri Sep 29, 2017 6:01 amPretty sure my ex-girlfriend's aborted fetus visited me when I was drunk a week ago.
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Being haunted by spectral unborns? Boy, we’ve all been there before!
I never sold my Daewoo. I kept getting low-balled and said fuck it. I’m going to keep it and watch it soar in value!
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Yup, all day yesterday, my nigga.mad bum wrote: ↑Fri Sep 29, 2017 6:27 amRape culture and girlfriends don't make sense, you're drunk.Rapeculture wrote: ↑Fri Sep 29, 2017 6:01 amPretty sure my ex-girlfriend's aborted fetus visited me when I was drunk a week ago.
Throne of Dysentery wrote: ↑Fri Sep 29, 2017 9:02 amBeing haunted by spectral unborns? Boy, we’ve all been there before!
rabidtictac wrote: ↑Wed Aug 09, 2023 4:57 amRapeculture lives in a van by the river and rapes bitches every day.
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Re: Ghosts 'n' Shit
Jokes on you I visit my family next week.Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Thu Sep 28, 2017 11:30 pmYou do realize that I'm both in driving distance to you and know your IP, right? Remember that some posts of yours make me want to punch you? This is one of them. I'll have a lot of time next week. Just saying.
Though I sense that I'm getting a bit too much notice from senpai, so I might try to vent off my sperg.
Seeing how the most unholy of months is upon us, I might just try to culturally enrich this forum with a spooky creepypasta of such ball-tingling terror the likes of which he haven't seen since Luke Mochrie turned trans.
Get ready, for Sp00ny.exe.
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