Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

TL;DR just because Spoony made $2000 in a year for streaming, doesn't mean he'd be making $60,000 a year if he made proper videos again

Doesn't mean he wouldn't, either. If he can make that much as an ass just imagine what he would make by streaming regularly. Razorfist makes a fortune doing a four-hour stream once a week, and that grifter Nerdrotic has a dude who drops $600 superchats. Life isn't fair, and an asshole like Spoony could easily live on easy mode if he wanted to.

This is such a tired argument. Razorfag is a regular guest on Steven Crowder's show, or was last time he showed up in my recs. He was trolling for new subs every couple of weeks to Crowder's 5 million subscribers. He gets huge exposure to people who think Zelda is a faggot at Drag Queen Story Hour.

> but he's a little like Razorfist, so he'll be proportionately successful


That's now how things work. There's a top % that do well and then hundreds or thousands who about half as good and make nothing.

[Guest]

That and Razorfag has caught the attention of Robert Barnes and that sphere of conservative commentators, so his star is rising.

Spoonfag, if he came back, would quickly join the ranks of Cockslut, Perpetually Pissed Pedro and all those other has-been CA members, all washed up and unwilling to accept that their 15 minutes is over.

[Rushy]

Spoonster cameoed on some random newscast.

https://youtu.be/0QOz1HPOrIs?t=256

[Kugelfisch]

Looks like an oddly professional meme channel to me.

[Guest]

Cucksons, Warthogs and Troons were never the audience he wanted.
He should have had brunches with Colbert.
He should have sipped Martinis with Bill Murray while watching Weinstein raping a 14 years old.
He should have been the host of a mainstream show during which Ree Larson, Jason Moemoe, Fag Takei and other actors with TDS would have played Dungeons and Dildos with him.

That's probably it. Noah had real aspirations of being mega-famous and was sad he wasn't. He'd rather quit entirely than to entertain a small crew of people online and earn a measily 50,000 a year. He feels it's beneath him.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

That most esteemed Mashable Award might've already heralded in the end times for him. Just like he got the award thanks to his legion of tard fans, he probably expected them to open Colbert's door for him.

[Guest]

That most esteemed Mashable Award might've already heralded in the end times for him. Just like he got the award thanks to his legion of tard fans, he probably expected them to open Colbert's door for him.

Noah never applied anywhere though. He just expected a fantastic life and loyal fans without the work. He easily could have applied to a local radio show and be a talk radio show host. The use that as experience for hosting a radio show, in say a bigger market. Then work your way from there. Maybe you end up nowhere, or you could be the host of an actual tv show?

[Guest]

Spoony logic:
P1: Colbert does joke board game reviews
P2: I do board game reviews
Conclusion: I can get on Colbert!

Seems pretty flawless logic to me

[Guest]

P1: Colbert does joke board game reviews

It was Fallon actually. And e-celebs are guests on shows all the time but they have to be S-class e-celebs or someone from a funny viral video that the facebook moms shared around. These are people with 1 million+ subs and big view counts in the hundreds of thousands per video. Spoony is literally 10% of their size at his peak.

[Guest]

P1: Colbert does joke board game reviews

It was Fallon actually.

Whatever! Same guy essentially.