Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[rabidtictac]

It's not just how many hours she has put into it. One of my ex-clanmates got really, really into Payday 2 and is at the point he's got a direct contact and gets free shit from the devs. He's spent 6396 hours in that game. That's not a typo. A current clanmate of mine spent 5637 hours in Warframe.
Yeah, sure, that's insane shit. But those are multiplayer games. Where a good deal of the time is spent just hanging around, doing dumb shit for fun and generally interacting with people.
April has put those hours into a singleplayer game. Dicking around alone, dressing her fantasy persona up, imagining and enacting to get fucked by a man beast with porn mods.

It is pretty wild, yeah.

That's partly what I mean about Warband. I have a shitload of hours in Warband, but they're not all in Native. It's spread across a bunch of different total conversion mods with their own campaigns and environments. So it's more like 40 hours here and 50 hours there in different campaigns.

What mods does April use in Skyrim? Presumably just the sex ones and the virtual life dressup mods. I doubt she's playing some kind of total conversion campaign mods with higher difficulty or some shit. All the mods I saw her shitposting were for tweaking graphics on character faces and other wannabe Second Lifer shit.

Has she even killed a dragon priest yet? Did she beat either of the two official dlcs?

[pibbs]

Im leaving the analysis to y'all.

[Liar Revealed]

Spoony's the kind of guy that would remember that name Brandon and hate every subsequent person he met with that name.

[Osterzone]

Brandon must've had the strength of Hercules to knock out another kid out with a soccer ball.

[pibbs]

His pain makes me chuckle.

[oldbones]

Like I said he never misses an opportunity to bitch on twitter about his pain and suffering. If he was taking some life saving medication we would have heard about it by now. The only thing that will happen if Obamacare is repealed is Spoony will no longer be able to waste taxpayer money and doctors time.

[Charlar]

I don't believe, he lies too much to be trusted

[GitGud]

Soooooo......a Brad hit him for NO REASON. What a shock.
I like to think that somewhere this Brandon sits in his office at Microsoft and out of the blue gets hit by a flash of childhood memorys. He rolles back with his chair.....stares for a second to the framed picture of his wife and his two lovley children and thinks by himself...."I wounder what happend to this little Fucker that allways bitched about everything. Oh boy i remember when this guy tryed to play unconcious after i missed him with that soccer ball. Man....this kid had couldn' t keep his mouth shut, allways trying to be the center of EVERYTHING....Fuck. what was his name.... I remember his brother Miles. Alleays played cop and shooting bad guys with his finger gun...."

[da PAC Nigguh]

I bet Brandon is now a successful adult with a family, a good paying career, and a stable income.

[drisko]

Spoony was probably that little shit who would jab you with a pen for laughs and then cry foul if you ever fought back.