Movie Thread

[Kugelfisch]

She's got MKultra written all over her.

[Guest]

Lorde meanwhile:

[TheManWithNoPlan]

Billy Eyelash looks and acts like someone who's been fucked every day since she was a kid. Epitome of used kid.

What's amazing is she's famous for literally doing nothing. She's just Lorde with bigger tits and edgier lyrics. All her songs are incredibly overproduced and she doesn't do anything but drag herself into a bedroom studio between gangbangs and whisper into the mic while the next group of "producers" prepares to make her airtight. You could literally grab any random girl off the street and plug her into a Billy Eyelash song and nobody would know the difference.

She’s only famous because the record industry need a plant to appeal to zoomers and spew their propaganda. Nothing sadder then seeing musician and people online in there 30’s and 40’s pretend this future member of the 27 club is some revolutionary new artist.

[Kugelfisch]

Without checking, I'm going to assume that the Needle Cock gave her album a gushing review.

[Guest]

Needle Cock?



Interesting that Tripoli was historically inaccurate considering how bad Queefdom of Heaven turnedout. What a fraud Ridley Scott is.

Days of Thunder > Gay Runner

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

When did Hollywood ever care about historical accuracy? The only pushback they ever get from this is from the token historical advisor demanding to have his name taken off the project.

(Or you're like me and get triggered by Gladiator because Asterix has spoiled me when it comes to portraying accurate gladiator types. The fuck is Russel Crowe's character even supposed to be?)

In fact historical inaccuracy is encouraged these days if you use it to add more women, black people and Chinese where they don't actually belong, or hyper-charge the horrors of the White Man (especially with regards to slavery).

[Guest]

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Meh. I still wouldn't say no

She would have been a great Black Widow in the 90s. David Hasselhoff (you Germans love him) would have been Nick Fury, obviously.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

People who don't love the Hoff aren't worth talking to.

[Guest]

I love the Hoff{'s hot ex-wife)

[Guest]