Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Apr 22, 2021 10:03 pm

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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by Kugelfisch » Thu Apr 22, 2021 10:58 pm

I'm not going to throw a dude under the bus for deciding whores aren't worth his time. That's a perfectly reasonable conclusion to come to.

But that ace shit? Why read a propaganda book about it? The only reason I can see is that he "identifies as ace" and that can only mean two things:
1. He's a bitter virgin that can't talk to people. He wants to smash but his game is abysmal and being a 30+ year old virgin further discouraged him from trying, thus he seeks to rationalize his sorry state to himself.

2. Closeted homo.

No, he's not a NEET. Would those read a SJW book about asexuality? Publicly no less?
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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by RedLine » Fri Apr 23, 2021 12:34 am

Guest wrote:
Thu Apr 22, 2021 6:20 pm
I mean, let's be honest, he probably takes it up the shitter. Related to Noah, 'asexual' cop, c'mon.
I don't think so. He's maybe sucked 1-4 cocks in his life, but taking it in the ass is a hassle that requires a true commitment to the lifestyle.

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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by Guest » Fri Apr 23, 2021 4:04 am

It`s okay to be gay.

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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by Le Redditeur » Fri Apr 23, 2021 4:42 am

Guest wrote:
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It`s okay to be gay.
If you really wanna die from AIDS.

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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by Newhalf » Fri Apr 23, 2021 6:34 am

Miles crying because he didn't manage to shoot more than just one measly fence hopper is much better headcanon.
It's a trap!

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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by Guest » Fri Apr 23, 2021 7:21 am

Kugelfisch wrote:
Thu Apr 22, 2021 10:58 pm
1. He's a bitter virgin that can't talk to people. He wants to smash but his game is abysmal and being a 30+ year old virgin further discouraged him from trying, thus he seeks to rationalize his sorry state to himself.

2. Closeted homo.
He's a deputy sheriff in the MCSO. Bitches go crazy for a man in uniform. Plus he's killed somebody and that's the kind of guy women want to have around, the guy who can do damage to all the other guys. There is no way he couldn't get at least one woman to give him something.

He's a fag, plain and simple.

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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by mad bum » Fri Apr 23, 2021 7:24 am

Or he is team 2D>3D
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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by wulfenlord » Fri Apr 23, 2021 7:27 am

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