Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Kugelfisch]

They do, the latter is just not officially a mental illness anymore.
Which is bullshit as it's neither. It's a symptom of a mental illness.

[Guest]

Alright, lads. So I finally tried to do my civic duty and request the public records of when the cops supposed came to Spoony's door to do the welfare check.
(The date requested is based on the timestamp of his tweets, which he wrote in a way that assumed it had just happened on that day.)

This is the response I got:

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So either he mixed up all the dates in his booze-fueled haze. Or the cops could have been nice and not wrote a report of it at all.

Or....[more likely]--he was completely full of shit about it the whole time.

Icicle Truthers are vindicated, Tony Schiavone rocks so hard

It's not unlikely that they didn't even write it down.

0% chance of this. When someone calls 911, it creates a case file immediately. The case file is created at dispatch and transmitted to the officer. It cannot be closed without a response code from the responding officer. This is called "coding out." It consists of a number and a letter (since it's usually transmitted by radio, they use a name beginning with that letter). Cases cannot be left incomplete and must be coded out by the end of the shift.

[Guest]

They could have just called the police station directly.

[Guest]

They could have just called the police station directly.

A case is opened when you call anyone and an officer is dispatched. This isn't Mayberry. EVERYTHING is logged. When they get a noise complaint and show up and no one's there... they still have to code out. You cannot delete open cases. If they get a noise complaint or some other bullshit and show up and nothing's there (which is like 80% of all calls), they still have to code out.

[Guest]

I don't know why anyone's doubting that this was made up bullshit. Spoony makes up bullshit all the time.

[Newhalf]

I bet even the "swatting" of DSP had more truth behind it than whatever Spoony claims.

[Guest]

Where is our girl? I miss her.. 2 days without letting us know if she could take a shower

[Guest]

Maybe she finally did the JewWario?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I think she would've tweeted something more melodramatic than "This is my last tweet before I go to bed". Maybe it's a family intervention.

[Guest]

I bet even the "swatting" of DSP had more truth behind it than whatever Spoony claims.

I believe him that his ribs were bothering him. Not "broken" like he says, but after that car crash you could see in the video (thanks tony) that he couldn't quite breathe right and mentioned his ribs hurt. The cop took one look and recommended a hospital visit but spoony knew better.

I broke my wrist as a kid and occasionally it stiffens up for no reason. I wonder if cracked ribs do the same, especially if you let them heal on their own.