Allison in Applebee's Hell: The Lupa Thread

[Guest]

Oh that's why she has those rosy cheeks, and here I thought it was a drinking problem.
So I guess she also has a huge probe up her ass.

That’s the only thing she’ll ever get in any orifice these days. I’d say she nicknamed it Brad but we all know it’s a total Jake, especially when it’s up the ass.

Hey, just like Laura!

[Old Black Man]

Oh that's why she has those rosy cheeks, and here I thought it was a drinking problem.
So I guess she also has a huge probe up her ass.

That’s the only thing she’ll ever get in any orifice these days. I’d say she nicknamed it Brad but we all know it’s a total Jake, especially when it’s up the ass.

Hey, just like Laura!

Whoever made the Jake vibrator please make the Jake anal probe.

[Moe Bitches]

What, you want it for yourself?

[Old Black Man]

What, you want it for yourself?

Boy don’t make me test it on you. I actually need it to finish my prototype exercise bike, the Bodied by Jake. I’m going the route of Mark Fuckerberg and stealing other people’s ideas for my business venture.


Speaking of Bodied by Jake, here’s the perfect template for you photoshop pranksters.

[mad bum]

I'm basically Charlie in real life.