Nintentard's thread

Talk about the life consuming, celibacy inducing hobby that is all the rage these days.
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by rabidtictac » Sat Apr 03, 2021 10:30 pm

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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Apr 03, 2021 10:43 pm

He constantly discovers hidden gems on the McDonald's menu and awesome deals with coupons. Can't miss those!
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Guest » Tue Apr 06, 2021 8:17 am

The actual selling rate for Mario shitROM stars is between 40 and 60 eurodollars. I saw one listing sold at 130 because it still had the retardo collectors ultimate shrinkwrap around it (very important!).

I hope Pat bought like 200 of these and is now sitting on them watching them get more worthless by the day.

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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Guest » Tue Apr 06, 2021 8:27 am

Especially when they do another print run, because they will.

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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Tue Apr 06, 2021 4:08 pm

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Especially when they do another print run, because they will.
This time with Super Mario Galaxy 2.
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Guest » Tue Apr 06, 2021 6:38 pm

No, they'll just reprint the same three ROMs. They know they've got an install base of idiots who will buy it regardless

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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Guest » Tue Apr 06, 2021 10:20 pm

Liking Nintendo warrants your name on the sex offender registry.

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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Moe Bitches » Tue Apr 06, 2021 10:42 pm

That's a lot of people offending people with the sex they'll never have.
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Shit like this is why satire is dead in currentyear.

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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Moe Bitches » Mon May 10, 2021 11:16 pm


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Shit like this is why satire is dead in currentyear.

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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Tue May 11, 2021 10:16 am

And yet still no the kid from Quest 64.
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