Mush-Brain Mega-Thread (Brandon and His Presidency)

[RAPEMAN]

How can Biden poop all over the place if he's wearing diapers?

He was naked while running down the hall after his bath and had an oopsie.

[RAPEMAN]

Biden vows US backing for Ukraine as Russia amasses

[Guest]

Of course. He's got to protect his investments

[Singh'sSpot]

Imagine this scenario where the Ruskies are blitzkrieg into Ukraine:

Prez of Ukraine calls the White House: President Biden is not available, please leave a message...

Ukrainian Pres: I left 40 fucking messages!The Russians are overrunning my country! Please send help!!!

Pres. Biden: Zzzzz

[Guest]

Imagine this scenario where the Ruskies are blitzkrieging into Ukraine:

Prez of Ukraine calls the White House: President Biden is not available, please leave a message...

Ukrainian Pres: I left 40 fucking messages!The Russians are overrunning my country! Please send help!!!

Pres. Biden: Zzzzz

[mad bum]

First syria and now Russia. We're really going back to war aren't we?

[Kugelfisch]

NATO will never go to war proper with Russia.

[Guest]

They say the United States will never go to war on its own citizens because war on their citizens would be most costly. But then, they seem to be doing their damnedest to provoke one, aren't they?

[Kugelfisch]

Or they just found a way to fuck them over without a need for a war. Trust the science, flatten the curve, stay at home!

[Guest]

We'll come to blows eventually. It's just the way of things.