Movie Thread

[Guest]

When they did the 2014 Godzilla movie everyone hated it because there wasn't enough Godzilla smashing shit and fighting other monsters. These last two movies have both been just about CGI monster fights with the human characters existing solely to blurt out exposition and now everyone hates them for having to little character and story.

When can we just admit that Godzilla sucks now, has always sucked and Japan should have just taken their nukes like adults instead of writing gay dinosaur fanfic about it?

[Guest]

Godzilla has indeed always been trash. The new movies are okay, certainly not as bad as the Japanese shit with guys in suits fighting over model cities.

Roland Emmerich Godzilla is still the best.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Suit actors are the only actors worth following.

When they did the 2014 Godzilla movie everyone hated it because there wasn't enough Godzilla smashing shit and fighting other monsters. These last two movies have both been just about CGI monster fights with the human characters existing solely to blurt out exposition and now everyone hates them for having to little character and story.

The second Godzilla movie also had a rock-stupid villain henchlady. She joins some evil terrorists who want to use monsters to exterminate humanity because of pollution and shit, but then she switches sides because the monsters they've unleashed to exterminate humanity did, in fact, try to exterminate humanity.

[Guest]

Roland Emmerich Godzilla is still the best.

After his Godzilla, I prefer Hal Emmerich

[Guest]

Suit actors are the only actors worth following.

When they did the 2014 Godzilla movie everyone hated it because there wasn't enough Godzilla smashing shit and fighting other monsters. These last two movies have both been just about CGI monster fights with the human characters existing solely to blurt out exposition and now everyone hates them for having to little character and story.

The second Godzilla movie also had a rock-stupid villain henchlady. She joins some evil terrorists who want to use monsters to exterminate humanity because of pollution and shit, but then she switches sides because the monsters they've unleashed to exterminate humanity did, in fact, try to exterminate humanity.

Hilariously, they kill off the Japanese guy from the first movie so they can pass leadership of their monster organization to a Chinese woman.

Lebron James approves.

[Guest]

The second Godzilla movie also had a rock-stupid villain henchlady.

I didn't have a problem with this since she was a ridiculous, irrational woman who wanted revenge on a giant lizard. Bonus points to the human villains led by Charles Dance for taking advantage of this moron. The only unbelievable part was where she saw the error of her ways. Crazy bitches always double down.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Maybe she did it so we would feel slightly more #sad when she inevitably got murdered.

Hilariously, they kill off the Japanese guy from the first movie so they can pass leadership of their monster organization to a Chinese woman.

But you see, it's pottery. The same character (I think) in the OG Gojria was also a suicide bomber. But whereas the Gojira version killed the monster, the Godzilla version revived it.

[Guest]

A woman put into power does something immensely stupid and makes the world measurably worse with her self important fumbling? Perish the thought!

[Guest]

Monster movies are worthless trash by their very nature. Beneath even the lowest of capeshit.

[Old Black Man]

Roland Emmerich Godzilla is still the best.

After his Godzilla, I prefer Hal Emmerich