#GuntStream: Ethan "the Arby's Rapist" Ralph thread

[Kugelfisch]

Most methheads aren't exactly loaded. He easily makes enough for two and that's all that matters.

[Guest]

Makes enough for two and weighs enough for four.

[Guest]

I have to give it to these faggots - as horrible and pathetic as the Gunt looks, he is still able to somehow attract some clearly mentally ill, but good looking young piece of ass. You would think that these girls could do better, because they could get... anyone who isn't Ethan Ralph, but apparently there is something about him that makes the bitches wet.

I always thought Jabba the Hut being surrounded by woman was silly, but the more depraved shit I see in life, the more I'm inclined to believe that it's very realistic.

Listen, I know how you feel, I used to really just wonder about things like this. Women in general are trash, but sometimes you get lucky and you meet the right one, like I did — a girl who takes care of you, takes care of herself, you finish each other's sentences and you have so much in common including our cocks.

[Some Sick Fuck]

Well, there is always hope. Maybe one day, even I will see the light.

[Dehbashi]

Turns out the Gunt's mom passed away last night. I won't joke about that. That will be a dick move.

But I will crack jokes about him being banned by Patreon. Especially for doing gay ops against his ex.

[Guest]

>everything good about me is because of her
So not much, then

[Kugelfisch]

No kidding. He must come after his father then, I suppose.

[Richard Stallman]

I'm glad she's dead and I'm glad she's gone.

[Guest]

I won't joke about that. That will be a dick move.

[Guest]

No kidding. He must come after his father then, I suppose.

I daresay THAT sort of thing is not uncommon in Ralph's family