The Angry Video Game Cuck

[Kugelfisch]

I could be doing something productive

You guestpost on DHI. Don't kid yourself, lad.

[Guest]

I could be doing something productive

You guestpost on DHI. Don't kid yourself, lad.

It's the thought that counts.

[Guest]

Playing videogames is gayer than being a janny on an e-celeb forum. Good thing I don't know anybody like that.

[Kugelfisch]

Playing videogames is gayer than being a janny on an e-celeb forum. Good thing I don't know anybody like that.

They cancel each other out.
If you don't believe that I'll tell you a different lie.

[mad bum]

Holy midlife crisis.

[Some Sick Fuck]

He's trying to do the 90's wrestler's voice, while being... well, James. I was half expecting ad for VPN to pop up. Also, they really want to keep beating the dead horse with the stupid Big Rigs thing - that game is honestly one of the most boring things ever, if you get past the absurd concept that it was released to begin with, there is really nothing to it. And they tried to make a character of the Ass Wiper to... be a connection to the game? That's real nice, your badass band "frontman", who can't sing, is also roleplaying as a made up character from a video game nobody cares about.



Caveman looks fucking confused here...

[Kugelfisch]

That Gibson SG looks large on him. Is James a manlet?

[Guest]

Big Rigs must appeal to autists in some way. The game is ass and unentertaining in every possible way, yet James is obsessed with it half a decade later.

[Guest]

What is the point of this "band"? They only do inferior covers of classic '80s songs, and the lead singer is so douchey that I reflexively want to punch my screen whenever he appears.

Why am I waiting until Friday when I can just play this?

[Le Redditeur]

Lead singer of "Rex Viper" looks and sound like Rachel Maddow.