NFL (and other faggy sports)

[Guest]

You know, this colorful future would be easier to handle if it included lots of busty latinas.

[Kugelfisch]

We can't have nice things.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Busty Latinas are potentially too white-passing.

[Tony Schiavone]

Huge bust size is white priviledge.

[Guest]

The Olympics are going to be a glorious shit show, especially after Chauvin gets acquitted for killing Kirby Puckett.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

As long as Miku-chan performs during the opening ceremony, I am fine with whatever happens afterwards.

[Tony Schiavone]

which, of course, naturally leads to....

Remember, kids: NEVER apologize.

[Guest]

What a retarded analogy. Is he in his 70s?

But of course his career is basically over. He'll end up an assistant coach for some shitty Mississippi High School team in some interstate town you can't even find on the map.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

The only way he could've self-owned himself even harder is if he'd somehow manage to cram monkeys, water melons and chicken tendies into this analogy

And why a plantation? Use boat analogies like a normal person, dammit.
Oh wait, Amistad and all...

[Tony Schiavone]

Yeah, he could have--and should have--just blamed his parents and society for indoctrinating ebil white systemic power structures in him.
Then he could say it wasn't his fault and desperately needed re-education that the cis male university forbade him getting. Or become a tranny.


I know I keep saying it--but nowadays, you must NEVER apologize. Apology is an admission of guilt for these wackos; who then in turn demand sentencing and execution.
ALWAYS turn yourself into the victim. There is always someone else to blame and drive the frenzied mob against.