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What utopia do you live in?Some Sick Fuck wrote: ↑Tue Feb 23, 2021 12:48 amAny new, cheap white sheet (because why buy anything else, unless you want to hide that you piss yourself every night) will have that and you will be fine just using it.
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Look at all these tycoons who only sleep on 500 count silk sheets.
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Mattresses come in only three sizes or so. How is finding fitting sheets a problem? How does someone like that find fitting pants?
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They don't. That's where you just get suspenders, because you don't know what correct size to wear.
After the great Bedsheet Apocalypse in 1990, the state has been regulating in what shape (circles, ovals and triangles have been banned) and size (anything generally tagged "mystery surprise" or that has written "inches" anywhere) the sheets come in. The condition of my nation has greatly improved. No more pulled bedsheets. No more wasted time. We are content.
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Over here, Hitler enacted the Volksmatratze to be the new standard with the slogan "Ein Volk, eine Matratze!". It's a big reason why he got elected. Finally, the nation could sleep through the night to build a better Germany by day.
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ARe not retarded.
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Sounds like an invitation for the biggest party in the history.
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Those jews got the big sleep.
da PAC Nigguh wrote: ↑Wed Nov 25, 2020 12:06 amShit like this is why satire is dead in currentyear.
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