The Angry Video Game Cuck

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Re: The Angry Video Game Cuck

Post by Guest » Tue Feb 23, 2021 8:46 am

RAPEMAN wrote:
Tue Feb 23, 2021 2:10 am
Finding a consumer-level mattress sheet that fits the bed correctly is something that has alluded me.
RAPEMAN confirmed for retard. What size is your mattress? Buy that size sheet. It'll fit.

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Re: The Angry Video Game Cuck

Post by Rushy » Tue Feb 23, 2021 10:16 am

Some Sick Fuck wrote:
Tue Feb 23, 2021 12:48 am
Any new, cheap white sheet (because why buy anything else, unless you want to hide that you piss yourself every night) will have that and you will be fine just using it.
What utopia do you live in?

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Re: The Angry Video Game Cuck

Post by Guest » Tue Feb 23, 2021 10:20 am

Look at all these tycoons who only sleep on 500 count silk sheets.

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Re: The Angry Video Game Cuck

Post by Kugelfisch » Tue Feb 23, 2021 11:22 am

Mattresses come in only three sizes or so. How is finding fitting sheets a problem? How does someone like that find fitting pants?
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Re: The Angry Video Game Cuck

Post by Some Sick Fuck » Tue Feb 23, 2021 11:48 am

They don't. That's where you just get suspenders, because you don't know what correct size to wear.
Rushy wrote:
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What utopia do you live in?
After the great Bedsheet Apocalypse in 1990, the state has been regulating in what shape (circles, ovals and triangles have been banned) and size (anything generally tagged "mystery surprise" or that has written "inches" anywhere) the sheets come in. The condition of my nation has greatly improved. No more pulled bedsheets. No more wasted time. We are content.
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Re: The Angry Video Game Cuck

Post by Kugelfisch » Tue Feb 23, 2021 11:53 am

Over here, Hitler enacted the Volksmatratze to be the new standard with the slogan "Ein Volk, eine Matratze!". It's a big reason why he got elected. Finally, the nation could sleep through the night to build a better Germany by day.
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Re: The Angry Video Game Cuck

Post by RAPEMAN » Tue Feb 23, 2021 11:59 am

Guest wrote:
Tue Feb 23, 2021 8:46 am
RAPEMAN wrote:
Tue Feb 23, 2021 2:10 am
Finding a consumer-level mattress sheet that fits the bed correctly is something that has alluded me.
RAPEMAN confirmed for retard. What size is your mattress? Buy that size sheet. It'll fit.
ARe not retarded.

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Re: The Angry Video Game Cuck

Post by Some Sick Fuck » Tue Feb 23, 2021 12:02 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
Tue Feb 23, 2021 11:53 am
"Ein Volk, eine Matratze!"
Sounds like an invitation for the biggest party in the history.
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Re: The Angry Video Game Cuck

Post by Moe Bitches » Tue Feb 23, 2021 2:13 pm

Those jews got the big sleep.
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Re: The Angry Video Game Cuck

Post by Guest » Wed Feb 24, 2021 9:06 am

I sleep on a mattress full of hay.

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