The Angry Video Game Cuck

[Kugelfisch]

Fuck convertibles I'd buy a hard top.

Had one once and they are nothing but trouble. They love to let water in, the window mechanism will eventually malfunction because they are frameless and they drive worse because they are heavier but less rigid.
Never again.

[Some Sick Fuck]

Poor man. I remember that cope. Shave it off and hit the gym, James. Just do it bro.

You want a man, who can't even walk normally, to go to a gym?

https://www.reddit.com/r/TheCinemassacr ... _duckwalk/

[MegaNigger]

Poor man. I remember that cope. Shave it off and hit the gym, James. Just do it bro.

You want a man, who can't even walk normally, to go to a gym?

https://www.reddit.com/r/TheCinemassacr ... _duckwalk/

He needs to. He walks like an obese person compensating for the swing of their gut.

[Guest]

It's strange on how James went through film and art school and yet he never truly managed to reach the same heights as like Christopher Nolan and Peter Jackson (Jackson in particular, as his early films were reminiscent to Cinemassacres early "movies" like Braindead.). Like, you'd think he would follow suit, but is instead relegated to saying poopy ass dicks every two minutes to a legion of manboys. I wonder why that is.

[jpakke]

The difference is that Peter Jackson's Bad Taste and Braindead are well directed, edited and they actually have proper pacing. Rolfe can't do any of those things.

[Kugelfisch]

Jackson also didn't marry trailer trash, had her pump out three little retards and then got relegated to no time stay-at-home husband.

[Some Sick Fuck]

Jackson also isn't autistic and I'm pretty sure he wasn't in special education class for years - this is actually true, James wasn't going to normal classes for a long time. The truth subreddit is having a go at his past and it's kind of a weird rabbit hole. He made a lot of "movies", aka shitty home videos, which feature a lot of much younger kids, when he was like 20 already. The conclusion was that he was used to a lot of younger kids being around due to going to special ED - I don't know there is any truth to that.

But boy, he got fucking lucky with AVGN, he got so fucking lucky with it. If it wasn't for it, he could've been the next Mark from American Movie. He's basically a more functional version of him (but at least Mark didn't marry some disgusting feminazi cunt).

[RedLine]

I don't know much about Peter Jackson but it's pretty self-evident that James and Matei are not especially intelligent people. Them being in special Ed programs wouldn't surprise me.

[Kugelfisch]

Likely where they met. Matei likely still considers glue sticks a snack.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I like to think that he became the class clown by roleplaying as the Loco Bandito.