Mush-Brain Mega-Thread (Brandon and His Presidency)

[Kugelfisch]

Oh, right. Cope and all that. I guess that settles it.
Maybe they just thought the faggot had so many dicks up his arse that they figured he'd be perfect to handle trains going through tunnels.

[CuckTurdginson]

Blompf got me through dark times.

Buttgag confirmed as Transportation Sec'y. It seems like a weird choice, no one's really explained why he's qualified for that specific job in any coherent way.

Are you twelve? Qualified? What even are you going on about? You must not have followed politics for long to ask such a naïve question.

I've said I'm not shocked he got a job - just that the specific placement in the Department of Transportation made no sense.

[Kugelfisch]

Put him somewhere unimportant where he can't shine and become a potential threat. Again, how new are you?

[CuckTurdginson]

You could say that about Veteran's Affairs - easily. It would've made more sense, too.

[Kugelfisch]

Do you think you're making a point? They just have to find something that isn't insultingly pointless but also not actually important. Transportation fits that perfectly.

[CuckTurdginson]

Nigger, you're arguing with me and so I'm arguing with you.

[Kugelfisch]

Nigger, you're arguing with me and so I'm arguing with you.

You absolute doublenigger, I'm just pointing out that you're being a daft git for even asking how a top politician got a job he's not qualified for at a level that is never seated with one that is.

So, here it is for the slow kids.
Your bros you give important positions. That's anything finance, defence, internal and external affairs.
Cunts you don't like but matter go in shit that doesn't matter but sounds important. Traffic, education and environmental shit.
Counts that don't matter and will never matter fill in everything else.
Simple enough for you dozy twat?

[CuckTurdginson]

I'm tempted to say no just to wind you up.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Buttgag confirmed as Transportation Sec'y. It seems like a weird choice, no one's really explained why he's qualified for that specific job in any coherent way.

Seems Krautland isn't the only country where this job is reserved for morons.

[Guest]

It's like the opposite of Cheeto who put everyone in positions they weren't qualified for, like making a world class neurosurgeon the head of Housing and Urban Development.