Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

[Kugelfisch]

He wanted to suplex the fucker from the moment he found out he invited the other fatty to that restaurant visit. He saw through him in days when it took YT idiots years.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I can't find the clip of the doctor from this episode nailing Boogie's lack of commitment, but you can find the full episode and it's on there. He straight-up says that he doesn't believe Boogie is serious about losing weight and is parroting what he thinks others want to hear.

The narc landwhale in action. If they're not in a HAES phase they will say that they're totally working on getting some negative gains.

[Old Black Man]

This fucker is gonna outlive most of us...

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

He'd bathe is freshly-blended newborns if that would keep the Grim Reaper at bay for another week.

[Guest]

He'd bathe

No.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I suppose eating will work just as well.

[MegaNigger]

I just am amazed he still has his feet after decades of overeating sugar and the sheer amount of weight put on them. It will never cease to amaze me that this fucker can still walk.

[Guest]

He has his feet and chooses not to walk. Mike Dodd is in tears.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I imagine he spents most of his time in bed when he's not on camera.

[rabidtictac]

I just am amazed he still has his feet after decades of overeating sugar and the sheer amount of weight put on them. It will never cease to amaze me that this fucker can still walk.

I'm gonna need to see some proof for that. Even in old videos where he was caught on camera outside, he was either on a scooter or shown in a very cropped camera angle that hid his chair/scooter from the viewer. I believe he can walk about 10 feet to get the mail or wave a shitty Taurus revolver around, but I don't for a moment believe he takes long walks like he claims.

Just as I don't believe that Amberlynn or Chantal can "walk" (in the sense of moving more than 10 feet,) so I don't believe Boogie can really walk either. Hell, I doubt DSP can walk. He hasn't shown himself walking upright on camera in years and the last we saw of that, he waddled like a duck and grunted like an eighty year-old man.