Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[wulfenlord]

Just from listening to this fuckface for a few seconds I have the urge to punch him in the face. Even if he did prick himself with a junkie needle on his search for cigarette butts or "froze to death bcuz noone carez" something doesn't add up- if Maureen is just a gullible tard, then who did this one tweet from the completely new account? And why would he quit his job freelance sperging for some hipster blog site when half of his Twitter spergs were about him being a b-movie connoisoir?

My best bet is that he instructed Maureen to fake his death for some insurance fraud and he was Noah-levels afraid of working that he wanted to quit his blogger membership the most dramatic way possible. Now he's afraid of continuing his begging (at least under the Maureen name) because of Liquid calling out some of his plotholes

That or he caught the Wu flu and died in some alleyway like the lowlife he was (where's our resident Kigunigger btw?)

[Complicity]

Blowjob Myers was/is an active Twatter user, and the kind of person companies in current year listen to.
Let that sink in.

[Kugelfisch]

(where's our resident Kigunigger btw?)

Still alive as of two weeks ago, according to his YT channel.

[Le Redditeur]

Oh, that's a good way to fight against mask mandates: start wearing kugurumi (or whatever it is called) masks to the grocery shops and specially into government buildings. They'll quickly get rid of masks altogether.

[Kugelfisch]

What if I identify as a doll? So what if I just so happen to wear a swastika arm band? Respect my pronouns!

[Sieg Zeon]

Blowjob Myers was/is an active Twatter user, and the kind of person companies in current year listen to.
Let that sink in.

Blowjob Myers makes me think of Michael Myers but if he was only stalking you to eventually suck your sick.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

That could be a much scarier movie, tbh.

[wulfenlord]

3 tweets so far about letting everyone know he cut himself. Will he bleed out? When will the Rachelviathan wake from her slumber to chip in how she would blow on his cockwound to make it better?

[Complicity]

Stabbed himself with the edge of a paper sheet.
Now he won't be able to make videos again, and Orange Man Bad had just been defeated.
How tragic.

[Kugelfisch]

I'd have at least a thousand posts more if I informed you anytime I accidentally cut myself. I've sharpened so many knives and been such a clumsy shit that it's trivial normalcy to me.