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- VoiceOfReasonPast
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I thought he already hit rock-bottom with Armada (where he can't describe anything without comparing it to at least two different sci-fi franchises), but I think he just keeps getting more salty as people point out his shitty writting.
You can't even parody this shit. No one would be able to tell it apart from the real deal.
You can't even parody this shit. No one would be able to tell it apart from the real deal.
Autism attracts more autism. Sooner or later, an internet nobody will attract the exact kind of fans - and detractors - he deserves.
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- Kugelfisch
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You'd think he's having a laugh at the expense of the reader.
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What I remember about it was, the pop culture references, dude only plays Rush in his van (a suck ass band that plays heavily into the plot of RP1, the book) they fight Harry Knowles played by the brother of Earl in "My Name is Earl" Star Trek nerds fight Star Wars nerds at a con.
The plot is one of them is dying of cancer and will die before the release of Phantom Menace so they quest to see it. They get caught at Skywalker Ranch but George let's them see it anyways. Afterwards, they act like they saw Jesus.
This was made in 2009.
The plot is one of them is dying of cancer and will die before the release of Phantom Menace so they quest to see it. They get caught at Skywalker Ranch but George let's them see it anyways. Afterwards, they act like they saw Jesus.
This was made in 2009.
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There isn't a single sentence in those two paragraphs that doesn't make me want to hack Cleine to death with an axe, like Patrick Bateman did to Paul Allen in the classic oughts movie Psycho while listening to Hip to Be Square by Huey Lewis and the News .VoiceOfReasonPast wrote: ↑Fri Dec 25, 2020 6:12 pmI thought he already hit rock-bottom with Armada (where he can't describe anything without comparing it to at least two different sci-fi franchises), but I think he just keeps getting more salty as people point out his shitty writting.
You can't even parody this shit. No one would be able to tell it apart from the real deal.
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I'm at work right now but I think I found the good version of Brick by Brick - it's called Significant Zero and I'll post excerpts later.
ebin namefag wrote: ↑Tue Feb 06, 2024 10:06 amI don't know when they divorced I just know that it's Brad's fault.
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So he knew better. Should've ended with the cancer guy being okay to die soon and the others envying him.
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According to the niggerpedia synopsis the "film" ends with an ominous "But what if it sucks?!" as TPM starts.Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Sat Dec 26, 2020 12:59 amSo he knew better. Should've ended with the cancer guy being okay to die soon and the others envying him.
I remember reading a hitpiece about the ten year old movie after producers Kevin Spacey and Harvy Weinstein got outed as sexnorms.
I think Big Bad Harv got trolled by chinks. Cline was being autistic and Harv and the cast rewrote his script. The cast watched anime together (ew).
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That ending sounds a lot better.
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Correction: out of curiosity I found a torrent and rewatched it, ALONE. (My GF had no interest in it)
So, Lucas only let the cancer bro see it, and as he's watching it his eyes are lit up like he's seeing god. They cut to a year later, cancer is dead, and the rest of them finally get to see PM in the theater. Then as it starts one of them says, "What if it sucks?"
The only good part really, a raven haired Kristen Bell in a slave Leia outfit.
So, Lucas only let the cancer bro see it, and as he's watching it his eyes are lit up like he's seeing god. They cut to a year later, cancer is dead, and the rest of them finally get to see PM in the theater. Then as it starts one of them says, "What if it sucks?"
The only good part really, a raven haired Kristen Bell in a slave Leia outfit.
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