Smash Containment Thread

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Re: Smash Containment Thread

Post by Moe Bitches » Mon Oct 19, 2020 9:36 pm



Custom Brawl modding does it again!
It's funny that the "blacksheep" of the Smash franchise has the best modding of the six games.
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Re: Smash Containment Thread

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Dec 11, 2020 8:48 am

OMG OMG SEPHIROTH IS COMING! NOW I CAN RE-ENACT ADVENT CHILDREN IN SMASH :soyface: :soyface: :soyface:
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I'n not even going to link the reveal trailer 'cause it's garbage. Dude one-shots the BBEG of Adventure Mode, then we get some lame gameplay footage and your typical Cloud/Sephie slashfic dialogue.
The trailers for K. Rool and Simon where way better.
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Re: Smash Containment Thread

Post by Kugelfisch » Fri Dec 11, 2020 9:10 am

Wow, we may even get two or three new FF tracks. What generosity!
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Re: Smash Containment Thread

Post by Le Redditeur » Fri Dec 11, 2020 11:59 am

Haha, it's funny because FF7 was supposed to be a Nintendo exclusive but their autism forced Squaresoft to go with Sony.

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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Dec 11, 2020 1:39 pm

Could've added any characters from the six entries that actually premiered on a Nintendo console, but noooo, we have to appease the most autistic sub-fandom of FF. Not even their precious FF7R is on a Nintendo system, ffs.

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Re: Smash Containment Thread

Post by mad bum » Fri Dec 11, 2020 1:46 pm

I know tippers were a big problem in melee, and I noticed his range is pretty insane so if they can figure out you can hop cancel his pokes or something you'll see nothing but sephiroth mirror matches everywhere.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Dec 11, 2020 3:32 pm

It's basically like holding one of those lightsaber items, except you can't get rid of it. Probably broken af on launch.

And about the only interesting thing about the trailer is that it ends with him turning into Safer Sephiroth, and that's mostly 'cause Squeenix itself has largely ignored that since it doesn't look as edgy or cool as a long-haired bishie with a leather trenchcoat and a single wing.
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Re: Smash Containment Thread

Post by Sieg Zeon » Fri Dec 11, 2020 8:34 pm

Supernova ain’t got shit on Light of Judgement. Nor does One Winged Angel on Dancing Mad.

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Re: Smash Containment Thread

Post by CuckTurdginson » Wed Jan 27, 2021 5:33 am

Cloud's fun, but he's slow. Sephy, too.

Honestly, I think Nintendo got the better end of the deal re: FF7, because the remake looks like shit and always has. Meanwhile I can play the OG game on my Switch for a quarter the price.
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Re: Smash Containment Thread

Post by Kugelfisch » Wed Jan 27, 2021 6:14 am

Cloud is much better than Sepiroth in my opinion. Falling down air and slow B moves (And why the fuck does his up B show where he's going?) make a world of difference.
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