Soystation 5 General

Talk about the life consuming, celibacy inducing hobby that is all the rage these days.
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Re: Soystation 5 General

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Tue Nov 24, 2020 7:20 am

Why put in effort if soyboys will still buy it?
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Re: Soystation 5 General

Post by Guest » Tue Nov 24, 2020 7:48 am

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You jawks have fun now, but you will be begging for a PayStation 5 once the next God of Walking or The Last of Cucks hits the scene.
Eagerly await the Piss5 exclusive Abby cockshots.

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Post by Moe Bitches » Thu Dec 03, 2020 8:45 pm

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Post by Guest » Thu Dec 03, 2020 8:54 pm

Console babbys say a gayming PC is too expensive but spend 9000 dollars on this.
Looks like the Piss5 isn't even a paperweight but paper itself.

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Post by Kugelfisch » Thu Dec 03, 2020 8:58 pm

Bit by bit all the benefits of a console have disappeared. You even have to regularly upgrade by buying a newer model in between the generations. What's even left in terms of benefits?
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Post by Le Redditeur » Thu Dec 03, 2020 9:11 pm

Guest wrote:
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Console babbys say a gayming PC is too expensive but spend 9000 dollars on this.
Looks like the Piss5 isn't even a paperweight but paper itself.
Nah, it's surprisingly resistant to getting crushed into bits by that machine. I'm impressed.

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Re: Soystation 5 General

Post by mad bum » Fri Dec 04, 2020 1:19 am

They had gaming PC deals this black friday for $450 you could get one that essentially ran like a PS5. Console gamers are dumb niggers who deserve to get scalped.
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Post by Newhalf » Fri Dec 04, 2020 6:09 am

It basically launches with no games exclusives. Okay Demon Soles remake, who cares, as well as some games that were on PS4 too. And still there's fights over that thing.
People paid 500 and up on ebay for just pictures of it despite the item name and description clearly stated it was just a picture.
Console turds are dumb beyond belief.
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Post by Rapeculture » Fri Dec 04, 2020 6:17 am

PS4 was my last console. Past time to join the PC master race.
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Re: Soystation 5 General

Post by Moe Bitches » Fri Dec 04, 2020 6:53 am

Kinda reminds me of the McDonald's Schuzun Sauce fiasco where niggas really paid top dollar for a picture of the fucking thing.
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