Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

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Kugelfisch
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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Kugelfisch » Tue Nov 24, 2020 11:25 pm

Film Bald calling somebody a virgin is projection strong enough to watch a movie with the moon as the projection surface.
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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by da PAC Nigguh » Tue Nov 24, 2020 11:52 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
Tue Nov 24, 2020 11:25 pm
Film Bald calling somebody a virgin is projection strong enough to watch a movie with the moon as the projection surface.
I mean he does have a fucking show called "Projector".
Is Spoony dead yet?

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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Guest » Wed Nov 25, 2020 12:01 am

Projecting? What projecting?

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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by da PAC Nigguh » Wed Nov 25, 2020 12:06 am

Shit like this is why satire is dead in currentyear.
Is Spoony dead yet?

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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Angelfire Memes » Wed Nov 25, 2020 12:48 am

Guest wrote:
Wed Nov 25, 2020 12:01 am
Projecting? What projecting?
There is no shitpost anyone can make that makes this funnier. Just fucking wow. :lol:

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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by MegaNigger » Wed Nov 25, 2020 12:52 am

"What I learnt from the film is that prize in the story is being an insufferable dullard whose entire personality is pop culture without any definable traits of their own." -Another insufferable dullard whose entire personality is pop culture

That self own. We can close this thread here, it's over I'm done. :lol:
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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Moe Bitches » Wed Nov 25, 2020 1:02 am

Bye bye self awareness.
da PAC Nigguh wrote:
Wed Nov 25, 2020 12:06 am
Shit like this is why satire is dead in currentyear.

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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Kugelfisch » Wed Nov 25, 2020 1:35 am

da PAC Nigguh wrote:
Tue Nov 24, 2020 11:52 pm
Kugelfisch wrote:
Tue Nov 24, 2020 11:25 pm
Film Bald calling somebody a virgin is projection strong enough to watch a movie with the moon as the projection surface.
I mean he does have a fucking show called "Projector".
Can't argue with that. He's wearing his psychological state on his sleeve like he's wearing his pederast identity on his head.
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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Guest » Wed Nov 25, 2020 3:32 am

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Tue Nov 24, 2020 10:38 pm
Ernest Cline is married to the woman he's been with for 22 years.

Film Bald has yet to ever have a girlfriend.
So many damn references, mixed into the most pedestrian prose possible.

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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Sieg Zeon » Wed Nov 25, 2020 4:48 am

Beast with two backs is amateur, I like to perform the centaur. Threw out my back last time though.

And don’t shit on Maffew, he’s descended from royalty!

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