Nintentard's thread

Talk about the life consuming, celibacy inducing hobby that is all the rage these days.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Nov 20, 2020 8:49 am

Midna is effectively a loli with either body paint or some kind of fetish outfit. No wonder people like her.
There's also that weird duckgirl from Wind Waker I guess. Though my ultimate Zelda waifu will always be Princess Ruto.
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Post by Newhalf » Fri Nov 20, 2020 9:09 am

Midna looks even more deformed than your average loli though..
My heart definitely goes to Din, from Oracle of Seasons.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Nov 20, 2020 10:51 am

I suppose Midna is too curvy for a proper loli.

Also excellent choice, mate.
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Post by Guest » Fri Nov 20, 2020 5:41 pm

The GOAt Sheldor waifu is Zedla herself.

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Post by Sieg Zeon » Sat Nov 21, 2020 5:34 am

Newhalf wrote:
Fri Nov 20, 2020 8:39 am
Midna? I knew some weird people who had a real hard on for her. Also furries of course since she rides on Link when he turns into a wolf or something. All the raving about that has caused me to never ever want to even take a look at Twilight princesu.
That’s a shame because Twilight Princess is one of the better recent Zelda games to me. She’s a weird deformed thing, you’d think people would be attracted to her true form that actually resembles an attractive human but like you said degens want the bestiality. Kind of like this sick perv I knew who fapped to Ribbon from Kirby 64.

Din is a sweet waifu, her counterpart from the other game was fine as hell too. Honorable mention goes out to bombchu girl.
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Post by Guest » Sat Nov 21, 2020 9:06 am

Sieg Zeon wrote:
Sat Nov 21, 2020 5:34 am
That’s a shame because Twilight Princess is one of the better recent Zelda games to me.
It's trash. The only good Zelda games were on the GBC/GBA.

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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Nov 21, 2020 9:25 am

Sieg Zeon wrote:
Sat Nov 21, 2020 5:34 am
That’s a shame because Twilight Princess is one of the better recent Zelda games to me. She’s a weird deformed thing, you’d think people would be attracted to her true form that actually resembles an attractive human but like you said degens want the bestiality. Kind of like this sick perv I knew who fapped to Ribbon from Kirby 64.
I fear there isn't much overlap between the Zelda and Leiji Matsumoto fandom. Zeldafags just can appreciate a fine waifu with weird skin colors.
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Post by rabidtictac » Sat Nov 21, 2020 9:44 am

Guest wrote:
Sat Nov 21, 2020 9:06 am
Sieg Zeon wrote:
Sat Nov 21, 2020 5:34 am
That’s a shame because Twilight Princess is one of the better recent Zelda games to me.
It's trash. The only good Zelda games were on the GBC/GBA.
Thass rite!

I realize it's hard for new nintendofags to understand how much better the gbc games were, but they could at least try playing them. It's nice to play a zelda game that doesn't overly hold your hand and has a few legitimately amusing jokes.
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Nov 21, 2020 10:20 am

Link's Cuckening and the Oracle of Waifus Duology are the perfect predecessors to the first Zelda game.
I kinda miss the extra buttons from A Simp to the Past, but it's nothing major, really.
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Newhalf » Sat Nov 21, 2020 11:50 am

Awakening best Zelda evaar
There was a Switch remake but I really didn't appreciate how they redid the music, and other crap. Might be good but eh. You can't improve on perfection.
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