Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

https://twitter.com/TheSpoonyOne/status ... 8471102465

Why does he think he needs a knife or a multi-tool? Does he think he's JC Denton? He doesn't leave the house or do anything. Does he think he's gonna be out with a group of people and go "My pocket knife will fix this!" and he whips it out and people go "thank god Noah was here with his pocket knife or we'd be right fucked!"

When I was a little kid, the Swiss army knife was the coolest gadget ever , MacGyver had one.

Spoony is just his usual 10 years old level, isn't that what most Internet Nobodies are? Surrounded by their childhood's games and toys hoping they could eternally stay 10 years old just playing their toys and vidye games, while their mom and dad take care of that boring and stupid real life stuff, like feeding them, doing their laundry and keeping a roof above their head.

[casual pleb]

What's his obsession with expensive watches? He either bitches about how he can't afford them or bitches about how he is unable to comprehend them.

[Guest]

What's his obsession with expensive watches? He either bitches about how he can't afford them or bitches about how he is unable to comprehend them.

[Guest]

I think he might be planning to either steal watches, or sell bootlegs.

You think spoonys planning to do something? You know who you're talking about?

[Newhalf]

Spoony isn't worthy of the Aesop comparison.

It does explain it pretty well though.

[Guest]

You'd think the retard who took out a $200k+ loan for a totally unnecessary status symbol McMansion would understand the luxury watch market.

[Guest]

You'd think the retard who took out a $200k+ loan for a totally unnecessary status symbol McMansion would understand the luxury watch market.

His house lacks the clashing architectural style and it's not big enough to classify as a McMansion. it's just a shitty 2 story sub-urban paper house.

[Guest]

Someone tried to edit out the "Reddit is for Faggots" watermark when posting Noah's mortgage doc.

I
FUCKING
CALLED
IT
STOP LURKING HERE REDDIT FAGGOTS
>STOP LURKING HERE REDDIT FAGGOTS
STOP LURKING HERE REDDIT FAGGOTS
>STOP LURKING HERE REDDIT FAGGOTS
STOP LURKING HERE REDDIT FAGGOTS
>STOP LURKING HERE REDDIT FAGGOTS
STOP LURKING HERE REDDIT FAGGOTS
>STOP LURKING HERE REDDIT FAGGOTS
STOP LURKING HERE REDDIT FAGGOTS
>STOP LURKING HERE REDDIT FAGGOTS

Who is this?!

I thought you'd be happy to have some of your brethren here

It was me.

I lurk here from time to time for "muh content". I also edited my comment to prove it.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

You think spoonys planning to do something? You know who you're talking about?

Yeah, maybe I'm approaching this from the wrong direction.

Conspiracy theory time: He's whining about expensive watches cause that is totally what he would've wasted his money on in case he became rich and famous.
This never happened, of course, so every time he sees an expensive watch he can see that which he will never be able to afford.

[Kugelfisch]

I dunno about that. As much as he has wasted money, it's mostly just via stupidity and laziness or on the usual nerd shit. Had he kept his income steady, not even paymetons but regular income levels, he would've been easily able to afford that stuff.

Of all the things, you can't accuse him as being spend-happy. He can survive on two packs of Top Ramen and five bottles of vodka a week.