Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by GitGud » Fri Oct 23, 2020 7:18 pm

The world sadest fuckrace ever...spoony up front, being slow as fuck because at every step he must tweet about his cruel fate(forced to move his body) while behind him there is astmatic breathing and the sound of cruches hitting the ground...but every time spoony is in rape range, he makes another step....
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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by Newhalf » Fri Oct 23, 2020 8:14 pm

Spoopy and Ogre, the kind of people who can actually be killed by the Corvid coof.
Seriously I did some work for the health ministry calling people that were tested positive and most of them just were like "Dood why can't I go out, I'm fine!"
But not Spoopy, he would make the most bleak emo tweet ever and beg for money. Since he doesn't go out. Ever.
It's a trap!

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Post by Guest » Fri Oct 23, 2020 8:57 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Fri Oct 23, 2020 5:58 pm
oldbones wrote:
Thu Oct 22, 2020 11:28 pm
On the road again. Don't crash into anyone on your way to arizona spoony. Also place your bets now for what he will tweet about on his emo drive. My money is on: Losing everything, damn this gas station burrito is nasty, I blew chunks from that shitty burrito, look at all these fucking idiots with their trump signs, why do rolexes exist, my phone is broken and all the radio stations suck, my air conditioning doesn't work and I'm sweating my nuts off, this is so hard, april ruined my life, I'm all alone and everything and everyone sucks. That should cover most of it.
He will probably complain about his car seat and how either his ass or his spine are in constant agony.
He might also claim that the seatbelt is cutting into his flesh.
Free Space in Spoony Bingo: He will use his mental powers to analyze his dog and post that Orea now realizes that bitch April is never coming back. Followed by stupid fucking baby talk.

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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by Guest » Fri Oct 23, 2020 9:05 pm

I hope the dog jumps out the window on the interstate.

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Post by Guest » Fri Oct 23, 2020 9:12 pm

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Fri Oct 23, 2020 9:05 pm
I hope the dog jumps out the window on the interstate.
Hopefully in Texas so she can fulfill her lifelong prophecy of hunting Mexicans with Uncle Miles.

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Post by da PAC Nigguh » Fri Oct 23, 2020 9:20 pm

Someone tried to edit out the "Reddit is for Faggots" watermark when posting Noah's mortgage doc.

https://www.reddit.com/r/thespoonyexper ... _his_lack/
Is Spoony dead yet?

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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Oct 23, 2020 10:00 pm

Guest wrote:
Fri Oct 23, 2020 9:05 pm
I hope the dog jumps out the window on the interstate.
He might do that himself, both for extra pitty and to have one less mouth to feed.
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Post by Guest » Fri Oct 23, 2020 10:55 pm

da PAC Nigguh wrote:
Fri Oct 23, 2020 9:20 pm
Someone tried to edit out the "Reddit is for Faggots" watermark when posting Noah's mortgage doc.

https://www.reddit.com/r/thespoonyexper ... _his_lack/
Good to know, next time I'll be sure to watermark it with an image of the average redditor gargling cum.

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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by mad bum » Sat Oct 24, 2020 6:09 am

da PAC Nigguh wrote:
Fri Oct 23, 2020 9:20 pm
Someone tried to edit out the "Reddit is for Faggots" watermark when posting Noah's mortgage doc.
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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by Some Sick Fuck » Sat Oct 24, 2020 11:38 am

So what, do they owe the original guestfag a royalty check or something? It's not like DHI is some kind of secluded club for gentlecucks. Plebbit is useful as a tool. If anything, it's really easy to filter out what you actually want to read about.
Newhalf wrote:
Fri Oct 23, 2020 8:14 pm
Spoopy and Ogre
Almost sounds like a fairy tale.
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