The Angry Video Game Cuck

[Moe Bitches]

James Rolfe as the Ice Cream Man is fitting.

[Rushy]

I mean, the bad hair at least works in the context of his film(makes him look more deranged), but I'm really surprised he hasn't shaved it all off now. There is no saving that.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

It's not Devin Townsend's skullet, but its....nope....I can't. Every balding fag needs to fix this. Shave it or get a wig, there is no inbetween.

They are many wonderful and diverse forms of baldness. Just like with gender.

[MegaNigger]

It's not Devin Townsend's skullet, but its....nope....I can't. Every balding fag needs to fix this. Shave it or get a wig, there is no inbetween.

They are many wonderful and diverse forms of baldness. Just like with gender.

No. A line must be drawn. Embrace it completely or hide it completely. This horse shoe with patchy spots of hair on top with somehow no defined hair line is disgusting.

[Flusho]

Mike can’t be kicked out because Mike is the real angry video game nerd, and Mike essentially created the character, he did some kind of student video series where he scripted angry complaints and had James rant them into the camera in much the same format the AVGN took, before and during James‘ initial AVGN videos, pre YouTube.
Probably a lot of the “creative” profanity is also Mikes work, taken from his real life sperging, the same way Kevin Smith stole all of his good ideas from Bryan Johnson.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Picture an alternate timeline were Mike became BFF with Angry Joe - or as he would become known as: Loco Bandito.

[Some Sick Fuck]

Probably a lot of the “creative” profanity is also Mikes work, taken from his real life sperging, the same way Kevin Smith stole all of his good ideas from Bryan Johnson.

Mike certainly had a huge influence on James. And while James has some really old videos from college (I saw some on cinemassacretruth) where he says some absurd shit, I'm pretty sure most of the shit jokes etc. are on Mike - at least Loco Bandito gives us a good outlook on his his mind works.

Picture an alternate timeline were Mike became BFF with Angry Joe - or as he would become known as: Loco Bandito.

James would be like...



Oh wait. That's him now.

[Guest]

A rare look behind the scenes, while the fatties are preparing next sponsored video.

It's not Devin Townsend's skullet, but its....nope....I can't. Every balding fag needs to fix this. Shave it or get a wig, there is no inbetween.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

James would be like...

This is some quality sameface alright

[Rushy]

Where's the best one?