Non-cape tv show

[Newhalf]

Pls make Reggae Gandalf canon

[veris leta facies]

I fuck hobbits, burarum! The last fuck of the Ents.
Theoden: Let this be the hour when we draw "swords" together. Bück dich, Eorlingas!

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I also kinda wonder if they'll keep that great lore addition from EA about how Shelob can henshin into a hot waifu if she wants to.
Then again this would imply that Supreme Gentleman Samweis shanked the fuck out of a fair maiden

[Guest]

According to the video, people from Bad Robot, if not Bad Robot itself, have taken over the show. Which means a black female lead, Asian orcs, and lots and lots of lgbt subplots.

Everything you love, everything you have ever loved, will die before your eyes and there's nothing you can do to stop it, bigot.

[Le Redditeur]

I can just not watch it, guestfag. The fact that a corporation is dumping millions of dollars to woke up something I like just means I can laugh at their expenses while still reading the books whenever I feel like.

It also proves (((they're))) intellectually and creatively bankrupt and will never be able to successfully launch a woke work that is new and popular.

[Guest]

For now, but somewhere someplace a non-binary them/they is dreaming of a future where physical media (including books) are banned, and you can only rent versions that have been edited for content. They already do that with Marcus Aurelius; don't think the next generation isn't going to get Frodo sucking cock to save Middle Earth from orange wizards and conventionally attractive (evil) blonde press secretaries.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

It also proves (((they're))) intellectually and creatively bankrupt and will never be able to successfully launch a woke work that is new and popular.

And I don't think this will appease their new target audience as much as they think. You constantly read up on SJWs whining how hordes of wonderfully talented and diverse writers never get a chance because all Hollywood and the TV studios can come up with is to take an existing story and palette swap a few characters.

According to the video, people from Bad Robot, if not Bad Robot itself, have taken over the show. Which means a black female lead, Asian orcs, and lots and lots of lgbt subplots.

Correction: Moria orcs will be Asian, while the other orcs will be black. They already had the right skin tones in the movies.

And Uruk-Hai are trans, obviously.

[Guest]

2020 Billboard Music Awards on NBC Fall 62% From Last Year to New Record Low in Ratings, thats just amazing

[da PAC Nigguh]

"From last year" which were pitiful already.

[Guest]

one day they would be no more award shows, the soon, the better