Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

Maybe she's a literal hog living in a pen on a farm. These nameless roommates that keep coming and going are being taken off to slaughter. The daily hunger tweets come after the trough is empty and before the farmer fills it up again with slop the next morning.

It makes as much sense as any other explanation.

[Newhalf]

That'll do, pig. That'll do.

She can always start turning tricks at the street corner, the income wouldn't be great but there is probably a small amount of people who have a wart fetish.

[Guest]

Sounds like the warthog is about to go....Hog Wild!

She can always start turning tricks at the street corner, the income wouldn't be great but there is probably a small amount of people who have a wart fetish.

Dude, no

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Is that a different roommate from the irresponsible one that supposedly caused them to lose their current apartment?
And I think this hunger arc is starting to grow on me. It's at least something different than the never-ending Spoony arc.

Speaking of: Kudos for not mentioning Spoony in 2 tweets straight. You can do it, gurl :3

[rabidtictac]

Maybe she's a literal hog living in a pen on a farm. These nameless roommates that keep coming and going are being taken off to slaughter. The daily hunger tweets come after the trough is empty and before the farmer fills it up again with slop the next morning.

It makes as much sense as any other explanation.

She's the human equivalent. Ironically, she'd have more stability in her life and better care if she were a hog in a pen. Which is what her mother has tried to do. Her poor mother has tried and tried to wrangle this tard back to the Circle K, where she can be looked after, but this damn sow keeps breaking the fence down and running off into the forest!

I hope her mother finds this thread someday and posts here to confirm that Rachel is full of shit.

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Also how the fuck do you stay obese as hell while complaining about never being able to eat?

Rachel reminds me of Ronald Shiner: https://deadrising.fandom.com/wiki/Ronald_Shiner

Ronald is found in a restaurant in Paradise Plaza. He has barricaded the front entrance and is lamenting the lack of food inside. When Frank comes across him, Ronald begs him for some food and accuses Frank of keeping all of it for himself.

After Frank delivers some food, Ronald will gobble it down, belching and laughing, providing a photo op. Then he will agree to follow Frank to the Security Room under the impression that there is more food stocked there.

After being rescued, he will wait in the room with the blue door. Ronald soon complains about the lack of food and rallies up the other survivors in the same room to head out and look for more. Frank says there should have been enough to cover everyone's needs, to which Ronald responds that he needs more food than everybody else. He is satisfied when Frank gives him some kind of food.

Edit:

She sure does jump to 100 on the impotent rage scale pretty fucking fast.

[mad bum]

Sounds like this "roommate" was a squatter who wasn't originally on the lease and that's why they're getting kicked out.

[Rapeculture]

Even in Canada I assume you need more than $0 to live somewhere that isn't a halfway house.
And how do you manage to actually run out of food? Make fucking hardtack if it comes to that.

It's not premade so it's useless to her.
Also Rape Cult that's pretty funny.

Thank you, young man. :3

[Guest]

She is definitely living in a group home. She thinks that she has big girl rights and they include staying with the other group home tard who has been assigned to sleep in the same room as her (and is probably requesting a new roommate after 6 months of WrestleWrestle binging). When she says "my friend" about her current roommate it's like how a 3 year old calls the kid they just met their best friend. She's retarded. God knows where all these etsy necklaces end up. Jesus fucking Christ.

[rabidtictac]

Sounds like this "roommate" was a squatter who wasn't originally on the lease and that's why they're getting kicked out.

That or the roommate broke one of the terms of the lease and is being chucked for that. I seem to recall hearing she or her roommate or both had trouble making rent.

[Guest]

Sounds like this "roommate" was a squatter who wasn't originally on the lease and that's why they're getting kicked out.

Definitely a squatter

But Hogwarts is too dumb to realise and is all about "muh roommate friend". I doubt the roommate gives two shits about Hogwarts.