The One True Way (Religion General)

[Guest]

There's some, "pastor," out there, named Dana Coverstone, that told everyone about his prophetic dream regarding the first few months of the pandemic... after those months had already passed.
He then made a bunch of political predictions (at least one of which was in the news 4 days before his video went up, the, "coin shortage," which was a direct result of money simply not moving) he claims were in a vague dream that he believes was from God.

If you've noticed any local church folk acting a little more crazy than normal, over the past few months, in burgerland, you might have seen people influenced by this guy.

Among his predictions:
The US mint should no longer be making coins. At all.
Massive inflation, loss of 1 and 5 dollar billth.
Trump will be nowhere to be seen come November.
Violence in the election month.
Chinese and Russian soldiers on US soil.
"Something," was supposed to happen in September.
A second wave of coronavirus.
Schools completely shut down with cobwebs everywhere like they'd been shut down for months.

When you point out how vague, obvious, or already proven wrong his, "prophetic dreams," are you're met with people reinterpreting his dreams to make them correct. One guy even said, "we prayed it wouldn't happen so therefore he isn't a liar-- we prayed!"

These are the kind of nutjobs that Trump surrounds himself with. Perry Stone, for example. A man who predicted the twin towers being attacked... except he said it was his own ministry being attacked until after the 9/11 terrorist actions.

Reminds me of that bible code shit from the late 90s, where they could predict the future using computers and the Torah, only they couldn't predict something until AFTER it happened. TBN even produced The Omega Code movies to pimp that shit.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Not to mention the various prophecies of hacks like Nostradamus, who curiously can only be retroactively applied to shit that has already happened from our point of view.

[Guest]

Nostradamus is great to troll people who believe in future telling with. Especially if you get one of the fake quotes attributed to him.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

So you're telling me he did not say that "There will come a time when Man shall forsake women, in order to instead worship a green-haired siren without a corporeal form"?

[Guest]

"In the city of God there will be a great thunder Two brothers torn apart by Chaos while the fortress endures The great leader will succumb The third big war will begin when the big city is burning"
- Nostradamus 1654

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I think we call this stuff "Magnetic Poetry" in Current Year.

"In the city build on rolling rocks
women shall become men
men shall lay with pillows in their dungeons and call them their wife"

[Le Redditeur]

Catholicuckery at its finest: some Leftist faggots burned down a church in Santiago, Chile, and the Commie Argentinian that they call "The Pope" is completely silent about it.

[RAPEMAN]

Fighting a communist-era constitution by burning down a church. How fitting. Knowing South Americans they will replace this government with an even more socialist government. Spics will never know true democracy when all they can think about is constant revolution because they blame their government for all their economical woes.

[Le Redditeur]

Bolivia literally just elected an Evo Morales supporter as El Presidente. One year after kicking Evo Morales from office.

[Sieg Zeon]

I think we call this stuff "Magnetic Poetry" in Current Year.

"In the city build on rolling rocks
women shall become men
men shall lay with pillows in their dungeons and call them their wife"

If that’s true then ASS is a prophet. Wonder how old he likes his brides?

Oh god, now I’m imagining people centuries from now worshipping under ASStism.