People love complaining, right? Complain about everything (life, health, bad luck, random shit etc)

[Le Redditeur]

I imagine that, for the prostitutes of the Austrio-Hungarian empire, knowing just 3 languages was a severe handicap.

[Guest]

I've known some Eastern European prostitutes

Biblically?

This is DHI. He's either lying about the whole thing, he was just an orbiter, or they were men. It could be a combination of all three.

[RedLine]

[Kugelfisch]

Why the fuck French can't English?

That's intentional. It gets really fun when you're in Luxembourg, that tiny nation that speaks 90% German, but then you're in the "French" part of it in a McDonald's and the fucker answers to your order of a Big Mac with a demonstrative "Qoui?" but mysteriously understands " Une bigoue maccé!". It's ridiculous.

Shit like the Eurovision Song Contest always has to plan around the French fuckers refusing to speak English unlike everyone else.

Surely you mean Chanson de L'Eurovision, as was it's name up until a few years ago, non?

French speak French. Maybe German as well, as people living near the glorious center of Europe are want to do.

And the Spanish only speak Spanish. They are more monolingual than burgers. I've spoken to actual bushmen that communicated better outside their native click language than Spaniggers.

[rabidtictac]

At least we burgers have a reason to be monolingual thickheads. We control a good third of the world (directly or by proxy). Roman soldiers only needed to speak one language too. What's the Spaniards' excuse? Sure, "spanish" is spoken in much of the world, but it's not the same as what they speak in Spain IIRC.

[Guest]

At least we burgers have a reason to be monolingual thickheads. We control a good third of the world (directly or by proxy). Roman soldiers only needed to speak one language too. What's the Spaniards' excuse? Sure, "spanish" is spoken in much of the world, but it's not the same as what they speak in Spain IIRC.

The only thing Spain is good for is supplying whores for that fat guy's porn videos.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Surely you mean Chanson de L'Eurovision, as was it's name up until a few years ago, non?

Nobody outside of France ever called it that. They're probably still calling it that over in Frogland.

[Guest]

Speaking of languages: Danish, holy shit. Every other word is "muh" or "stuh" like she's retarded or something. Would still smash tho.

[Guest]

In my experience, frogs are perfectly capable of speaking English. They just choose not to. They still hate us Anglos.

Would still smash tho.

Eh. When I looked at pictures of her I thought 'yeah, she's hot. I'd do her'. But, seeing her on video, she looks a lot rougher. So I don't know if I still would or not

[Guest]

I watched a couple of her vids and she grows on you. She's got some goofy England-style dentistry going on, but just imagine what that angry viking will do to you in the bedroom!