Clown World General

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

They must've overdosed him with caffeine or something.

[RAPEMAN]

Biden's veins were pumping more chemicals than blood last debate. I'm surprised he hasn't crashed for a couple of weeks.

[Guest]

So a guy who worked for Biden and is in love with him will be the next moderator. Also, there might be a mute button.

Why in fuck would Cheeto agree to any of this? The Prez of the United States does not get muted. I'm sorry. I would say the same shit if Biden or anyone else was Prez. The office will literally cease to have meaning if he lets this shit continue.

[Guest]

Apparently Pelosi hasn't slept in two days because of those damn debates

just another bender in a lifetime full of them, whoop-de-fuck

[Guest]

just another bender in a lifetime full of them, whoop-de-fuck

Still, you've got to admit it's pretty hilarious the debates have put her on that bender

[Guest]

So a guy who worked for Biden and is in love with him will be the next moderator. Also, there might be a mute button.

Why in fuck would Cheeto agree to any of this? The Prez of the United States does not get muted. I'm sorry. I would say the same shit if Biden or anyone else was Prez. The office will literally cease to have meaning if he lets this shit continue.

Couldn't he bring his own mic?

We'll see how it plays out

[Guest]

He's got to bring a second mike if they're going to play those games. Can you imagine the reaction?

Moderator: Excuse me, So Called President Brongolles Grlarmpf, have you stopped beating your dumb whore wife and murdering gay Mexican orphans yet?

Trump: You-

The moderator giggles like a gay little gremlin and hits the shiny red button, cutting off Trump's mic.

Moderator: Grandpa Joe, how will you fix this shattered country?

Biden: We gotta come together man. We gotta say no to hate, we gotta secure a future for little Klik Klik in Africa, we gotta let them little girls twerk if we wanna end Jim Crow. If we reelect Richard Nixon, we ain't ever gonna beat the Klingons to the moon, Jack!

Trump pulls a handheld mic from beneath the podium and taps it a few times. The moderator looks on in absolute horror.

Trump: Excuse me...you are fake news. And probably gay.

Twitter implodes.

[mad bum]

Trump pulls a handheld mic from beneath the podium and taps it a few times. The moderator looks on in absolute horror.

Trump: Excuse me...you are fake news. And probably gay.

Twitter implodes.

Dangerously based

[Dehbashi]

My understanding is that the Trump Campaign confirmed that the Biden Camp wanted the shut off microphone nonsense but even the debate commission thought it was too gay and told Biden to fuck off.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

If they try to mute him, he'll just whip out his phone and either tweet or stream everything on twitter.
Can twitter even do streams?

And sure, why not yet another moderator in clear favor of Biden? That will just mean the whole debate will be between Trump and that guy.