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Post by Guest » Sat Sep 19, 2020 6:33 am

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
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Well fellas, Sonic's getting cancelled
Not if the sequel has a 10-minute segment where he explains how he stopped being a cop because he could no longer bear being part of that nazi group.
Once a cock always a cock. They'll want the entire production crew murdered in an arson attack like Kyoanus.

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Re: Movie Thread

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Sep 19, 2020 6:37 am

Then they can pull the same move that Ewok sequel did, where 3 of the 4 human protagonists from the previous movie got gunned down within the first 5 minutes or so. I feel more movies should do that.
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Then they can pull the same move that Ewok sequel did, where 3 of the 4 human protagonists from the previous movie got gunned down within the first 5 minutes or so. I feel more movies should do that.
Then Alien 3 ripped off that idea. Alien 3 sucked.

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Re: Movie Thread

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Sep 19, 2020 5:23 pm

Hate the implementation, not the idea.
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Post by Guest » Sat Sep 19, 2020 5:32 pm

Sonic 2 will be a remake of Iron Eagle 2, where Sonic dies in the first five minutes only to be replaced by the hipper, edgier Shadow.

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Re: Movie Thread

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Sep 19, 2020 5:39 pm

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Sonic 2 will be a remake of Iron Eagle 2, where Sonic dies in the first five minutes only to be replaced by the hipper, zappier Sonichu.
FTFY.
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Re: Movie Thread

Post by Guest » Sun Sep 20, 2020 3:11 pm

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Movie was aggressively meh. It wasn't awful but it's a family movie aimed at kids, not gamers.
It wasn't the autistic anti-masterpiece it was destined to be.
That Ken Penders guy that wrote the autism magnet Sonic comics for Archie pitched a Sonic movie at one point. I don't remember the details now, but some other guy was pitching a Sonic movie, then Penders inserted himself into the process and fucked up the other guy's movie pitch.

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Re: Movie Thread

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Sep 20, 2020 3:55 pm

I recall some idiot who spend years rallying support for his fan film idea that would help safe and redeem the entire Sanic franchise.
I know he got assmad when that other fan film got released, whining about the VA choices and other shit. But I don't know anything about Ken "Pedo Skunk" Penders getting involved here.

Then again, this is the Sanic fandom. Maybe I'm talking about a different guy.
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Re: Movie Thread

Post by Guest » Tue Sep 22, 2020 8:37 pm

Wings of the Crow, a 2000 female remake of The Crow that apparently aired on USA network. Anyone ever see this?

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0197104/
Rock singer Erika is murdered with her cop boyfriend on the eve of Halloween. Then exactly one year later she is resurrected by a mysterious crow to exact vengeance on her attackers.
Can't find anything but a synopsis of it. Youtube just gives you a bunch of music videos for some faggy game or something.

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Re: Movie Thread

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Tue Sep 22, 2020 8:51 pm

No one has ever seen a Crow sequel, remake, spinoff, or reboot.
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