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Re: The Angry Video Game Cuck

Post by Ihatebradjones » Wed Sep 16, 2020 6:32 pm

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Wed Sep 16, 2020 4:23 pm
Apparently he weights 250 kilos by his own admission
Good Lord almighty, is this for real? How the hell is this fucker still alive?
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Re: The Angry Video Game Cuck

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Sep 16, 2020 6:40 pm

It's just modern medicine, once again committing atrocities to mankind that even Dr. Mengele would find disgusting.
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Re: The Angry Video Game Cuck

Post by Guest » Wed Sep 16, 2020 7:56 pm

Some Sick Fuck wrote:
Wed Sep 16, 2020 4:23 pm
Apparently he weights 250 kilos by his own admission....
Are you sure he didn't mean pounds? There's no way that guy is 250 kg. That's like nearly 600lbs and too fat to stand, never mind leave the house

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Re: The Angry Video Game Cuck

Post by mad bum » Wed Sep 16, 2020 8:49 pm

No way he's 250 lbs. Have you seen him?
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Re: The Angry Video Game Cuck

Post by Grandma Bill Cosby's Googly Eye » Wed Sep 16, 2020 9:18 pm

mad bum wrote:
Wed Sep 16, 2020 8:49 pm
No way he's 250 lbs. Have you seen him?
he said 250 Kilos, that's 550 pounds.
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Re: The Angry Video Game Cuck

Post by da PAC Nigguh » Wed Sep 16, 2020 9:34 pm

He doesn't look 550 either. That's bedridden deathfat size.
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Re: The Angry Video Game Cuck

Post by Some Sick Fuck » Wed Sep 16, 2020 9:36 pm

Ok, I thought kg was roughly two pounds. He's supposed to be 500 lbs. I don't know how tall he is. This is coming from the cinemassacretruth sub, so take it with a grain of salt. But allegedly he said it himself - and if anything, these fatties never say they weight more than they actually do.
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He doesn't look 550 either. That's bedridden deathfat size.
Booger used to be 550, and he's a manlet that was never bedridden. Had to drive the retard schooter, but was still somewhat mobile. Don't underestimate the amount of abuse the body can take and still function.

I realize how ridiculous this fucking shit is, but I think the actual deathfat starts somewhere around 600.
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Re: The Angry Video Game Cuck

Post by Le Redditeur » Wed Sep 16, 2020 9:58 pm

Some Sick Fuck wrote:
Wed Sep 16, 2020 9:36 pm
Ok, I thought kg was roughly two pounds.
It is; a pound is around 0.453 grams, so you're off by 10%. Problem is, 10% of a lardass like that is still A LOT of mass.

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Re: The Angry Video Game Cuck

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Sep 17, 2020 4:09 pm

Some Sick Fuck wrote:
Wed Sep 16, 2020 9:36 pm
I realize how ridiculous this fucking shit is, but I think the actual deathfat starts somewhere around 600.
It mostly depends on BMI. The deathfat Chantal for example is around 450ish pounds (though she's on her best way to 500), but she looks more deformed than Boogie ever did because she's pretty fucking small.

Modern science can't even keep up with how fat these fuckers get. The highest scientific classification is "super obese" at a BMI of above 45. Most deathfats can easily reach over 60 or even 80.
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Re: The Angry Video Game Cuck

Post by Some Sick Fuck » Thu Sep 17, 2020 4:12 pm

I didn't mean in medical terms, as I obviously know nothing about it, I meant "so fat they can't get out of bed" kind of stuff, that's what I consider deathfat.
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