How did "Laura's big tits" become a thing? I ain't seen shit.
>He doesn't know
Get your dick out Lad.
Man I’d pour that marinara sauce all those cans and titfuck her till my balls hurt. No wonder Lupa hates her so much, remember when she did the clickbait Showgirls thumbnail and had to use a generous bar to hide her nonexistent tits? Laura would need a whole mosaic to cover those beauties.
There you have it folks, TWO giant reasons why Lupa hates Brad so much. Two of many at least.
Everyone knows that when you compliment Laura and mention Lupa one of her dark Eldritch tendrils rooted into the earth senses it and delivers a ree alert back to her.
Did Laura and her big tits leave the gnome already?
They have the same deal Spoony used to have with April, ie he has to provide for her stay at home otherwise useless ass and in return he’ll get to keep titty fucking those ridiculously yummy titties.
Of course that doesn’t mean she won’t divorce him the minute she finds a dude with more money, but at this point she’s fine with settling for the cancer patient that still thinks he’s 17.
Huh I thought Brad was fat, now he looks like an AIDS fucker ..
He lost the weight maybe like 5 or 6 years ago at this point.
Which is surprising, he’s the inverse of the rest of his CA alumni, in that instead of starting off thin and getting fat as the years wore on, he actually lost weight and kept it off.
And outside of losing his hair he’s aging rather gracefully; for instance his face is still presentable, something that can’t be said for almost everyone that is or was part of CA. If he actually started dressing his age he’d come off as completely normal looking, though still rather short and scrawny. Guy needs to start pumping some iron, look at him he’s so skinny!
Which is surprising, he’s the inverse of the rest of his CA alumni, in that instead of starting off thin and getting fat as the years wore on, he actually lost weight and kept it off.
*Waiting for a certain member of CTC to suggest that Brad is using dark magic to transfer his fat onto others*
Autism attracts more autism. Sooner or later, an internet nobody will attract the exact kind of fans - and detractors - he deserves.
-Yours Truly
How did "Laura's big tits" become a thing? I ain't seen shit.
>He doesn't know
Get your dick out Lad.
Man I’d pour that marinara sauce all those cans and titfuck her till my balls hurt. No wonder Lupa hates her so much, remember when she did the clickbait Showgirls thumbnail and had to use a generous bar to hide her nonexistent tits? Laura would need a whole mosaic to cover those beauties.
There you have it folks, TWO giant reasons why Lupa hates Brad so much. Two of many at least.
Geez! I'm not even making a joke here, Brad looks SO sickly. His frame, and the baggy clothing, with the hat over a bald head... He's one skin tone away from full-on terminal patient.
