Victoria: Australia's Shame

[mad bum]

Maybe jewnoo is right.

[Sieg Zeon]

Between the politics, dystopia, and dangerous fauna, Australia sounds like a shithole. Shame it produces some major babes, those accents alone are a real rocket launcher for me.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

It's a big shithole island where you can only really live at the coast because everything else is just a desert full of critters that are at least twice as venomous as anywhere else in the world. You'd have to be fucked in the head to even want to live there.

[Guest]

Isn't Australia basically a Chinese colony at this point?

[Guest]

It's a big shithole island where you can only really live at the coast because everything else is just a desert full of critters that are at least twice as venomous as anywhere else in the world. You'd have to be fucked in the head to even want to live there.

Nobody wanted to live there. You got sent to colonise Australia as a punishment.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Yeah, but then they actually survived.

[Guest]

Yes they did. Very perceptive of you to notice.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I mean, they could be ghosts, for all I know. I've never actually met someone from Down Under.

[Guest]

I've never been outside the US. For all I know other countries don't actually exist but are being faked Truman Show style in a studio somewhere. The Swiss can't actually be real.

[RAPEMAN]

Isn't Australia basically a Chinese colony at this point?

Arab soon enough.