Jim Spergling

[ban]

He's trying to out-troon Golddust. Despite the fact that Dustin actually was a 2m tall texan chainsmoking motherfucking with actual talent and he had a hot wife that he pretended to be freaky on camera during his matches. Plus, Dustin actually arsed himself to lose weight at one point to not have health problems like his father at a later age :



Something Jim obviously hates since Dustin cares for health, unlike him.

[Angelfire Memes]

Dustin fucked himself with drink and drugs, but he's actually in pretty good shape these days, apparently.

The funny thing is Jim's wrestling persona is based on Stardust, the Cody Rhodes character. Cody is Dustin's brother and famously hated the Stardust shit and thought it was retarded. So I always found it funny that Jim would adopt that character, even though he dresses it up as an ironic thing.

[ban]

Yeah, like most of his contemporaries unfortunately. He's reportedly doing much better these days and hey, that's something.

And yeah, Jim's character's name is based on Stardust but his mannerisms are gay-freak Goldust from his early career, which he probably thinks its clever because Cody hated Stardust so Jim making an obvious parody of that=smart.

It's amazing how wrassling had some phenomenal gigafats like Vader and Yokozuna but watching Jim trying to do the same is anxiety-inducing for a variety of different reasons compared to when Vader wrassled and manhandled you in the ring.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

That's because those blokes, although fat, where still somewhat in shape. Jim on the other hand is some deformed blob, like most gigafats of Current Year.

[rabidtictac]

More like peak huttese performance. Jim's pretty fucking fit by giant space slug standards.

[Some Sick Fuck]

We haven't seen his whole body in a long time. He makes sure to only show his shoulders, The Cuckening style (seriously, the Quartering always looks like such a lardass to me, but I can't find a single image of his body - seems rarer than Dez's photos of how supremely fat she got while taking care of Melon1488).

[mad bum]

We haven't seen his whole body in a long time. He makes sure to only show his shoulders, The Cuckening style (seriously, the Quartering always looks like such a lardass to me, but I can't find a single image of his body - seems rarer than Dez's photos of how supremely fat she got while taking care of Melon1488).

He's still very much a blob. This was a year ago.

[Le Redditeur]

He better avoid Movieblob, or he'll end up marinated in Mountain Dew sauce.

[Guest]

Is the star on his chest made with shit?

[Newhalf]

Heeey, looks like he already had the de-dickening surgery done.

Good for him.