Black Lives Matter?
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Damn. I hoped the rocket would turn around and hit his face.
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Why are they so insistent on destroying that damn cop station? It is unoccupied and not particularly historic.
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What the fuck? This judge really thinks this is a good idea?
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veris leta facies wrote: ↑Fri Jul 31, 2020 11:05 amI can barely understand what the fuck are these monkeys babbling about. "It i. Youse Irwing, Irwing spotta my seat brogla, he's he's liek he would look him like he yeeeee, yeeee, hewould, hewould, dirtyhere, like he'd like my bajulaig bajumi cleen ni hou ma julkay ma si, ma si, mmm. AAAH! AAAH! AAAAAH!!!
It's simple, really. That dumb hood rat didn't know the first thing and misunderstood what Irwin said to him in the first place.rabidtictac wrote: ↑Fri Jul 31, 2020 11:27 amThe guy saw it was fucking loaded. He checked it on video. Just, what the fuck. WHY. Dude was clearly stoned. Why would you ever, EVER try to take apart a loaded firearm?
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This dumb nigger was cleaning his Glawk - whatever he understood as "cleaning" anyway - and Irwin was alerting him to the danger of a chambered round.
So this dumb nigger retells the story, saying how his "shit wuz clean" because he "already had the clip out", to which the camera nog clearly points at the chamber going, and I'll paraphrase here, "yeah but there's still a bullet in there".
Not to be stopped by that, our hero goes on to retell the tale of his Glawk being clean by presenting it disassembled, giving us even more hints as to why Irwin warned him. This dipshit thought that pulling the trigger somehow was part of disassembling a Glawk. It is not.
So what I gather is that the guy was caught cleaning his gun by Irwin. Irwin spotted that this dipshit thinks that pulling the trigger is part of disassembly and told that idiot that he should be aware of the fucking bullet chambered. To that, our eternal star replied "but muh clip ain't even in, nigga!" and Irwing likely thought "aight, dis nigga gon shoot himself eventually but it ain't gon be my problem".
Having not AD'd himself or anyone else that day, he thought Irwin was wrong about scolding him and wanted to tell his friend what a dipshit Irwin is and ended up shooting himself.
Simple.
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Hey, not going to repost it now but remember that webbum I posted about that dumb nog girl accidentally shooting that jogger in the car because "lol don't worry the magazine isn't in"? Basically that. Niggers are plain too stupid for firearms. They don't understand the basic mechanics of them and that there's such a thing as the chamber in which a bullet can be independent of a magazine.
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Think about how many lives that matter could be saved each and every year if they'd just use a revolver. Revolvers are always true-and-honest about whether or not they still got bullets in them.
Muh feefees. The inevitable Hollywood biopic will explain this in a very emotional and historically accurate way.
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You know how easy it is to check if there's a round chambered, Voice? Takes about half a second. Rack the slide one time. First pop the mag, then rack the slide. Done. Now it's empty. There is no possible way, if you do it in that order, for the gun to be loaded. It is impossible. If you want to be sure, place an empty mag in the gun and rack the slide. It will stay locked open.
Guns are so fucking braindead to operate (they're intended for use in high-stress environments) that I cannot imagine anyone too stupid to operate one.
Guns are so fucking braindead to operate (they're intended for use in high-stress environments) that I cannot imagine anyone too stupid to operate one.
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They are apparently not fool-proof enough for Current Year sensibilities.
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Black Lives Matter except damn niggers for giving me Molotov cocktails to throw.
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